Paul Cooke

[Mumnipotent Ruler @MumOfTw0]

Marriage is sending your husband to the grocery store with a list, and then spending the whole time by your phone answering questions.

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

@RebelsAnimal @marksandspencer

[Nicole Crentsil @NKrystal]

What variant of hayfever is this because ???

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

@LT_34 Stunned what I was hearing 🙈

[Deeper Season @SeasonDeeper]

A rare image of a shark stepping on Lego.

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

@AlpineF1Team An f1 car launch or a baby gender reveal?! WTF is happening.

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

@JackMclean23 Give this account a follow to get the juices flowing 👉🏻 @FSELV 😀

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

@charlottevslife What watch do you use? I’m looking for a watch for Triathlon and can’t decide! Any recommendations?

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

@LasVegasLocally @BillKrackman @JackMclean23 AKA a Lurker 🤣

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

Rose is sensational. Lost for words #Strictly2021 #RoseandGiovanni

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

Lewis now knows how Massa felt in 2008. It’s come full circle. #F1Finale

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

That is on par with Aguuuerrrrroooo. Unreal.

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

@AntonioMango4 @Martyn_Akehurst

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

@NoContextEPL @JackMclean23 Such an unnecessary retweet.

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

@StaggerUnwinds @parkrunUK

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

FFS

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Watch the first trailer for #HomeSweetHomeAlone starring Archie Yates, Ellie Kemper, and Rob Delaney.

The Home Alone reboot premieres November 12 on Disney+.

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

Enjoyed this. 🤣

[LADbible @ladbible]

These guys got so many people with their car window prank - some definitely didn't see the funny side 😮🙈

[Dave Norris 💙 🇺🇦 @dave_norris]

Happy Thursday…

[Joe Ellis @JoeEllis107]

possibly about to pay $125 for 3 Tupac tshirts. Several potential qualms here. Not sure that I care since I'm such a fucking G

[Paul Cooke @cookie_p89]

@British_Airways How do I go about actually speaking to a person today? I have an issue with my booking. Have tried to change online, not possible. Tried calling, but told to call back another time. Have DM you on here but just a robot response.