Cain Hanke

Listen. I really only tweet when I'm watching UConn sports or when I'm pissed (most of the time it's both of those things)

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

Hey @F1 can we get the intervals back on the graphic pls. I have no idea what’s going on

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

@TheTimDurham This is how I found out. Thanx

[ഹീര ᵈʳ³ ⁴⁴ 🍉 @stelenacore]

you don't understand what this gif does to me

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

They are holding my flight to the Final Four to assess the situation. There are dozens of UConn fans on this flight and frankly I blame the NCAA.

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

@sunlightlando @allihanke Delicious

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

@allihanke ruining the lando girls’ day 😂
#GatekeepLando

[juli 🌟 HAYLEY CONCERT DAYYYY @cravecain]

LANDON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 did mf read landonorris and think his name was landon orris

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

@sunlightlando @allihanke She does NOT need any encouragement 😂😂

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

@F1GuyDan Let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things

Jfc

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

@MattP1Gallagher That’s the dream

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

@KMCampbell7 I’m so tired. Gonna be a zombie by lights out on Saturday night/Sunday morning

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

It’s like the urge to set a couch on fire is in my bones

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

I just need you to know, I’m at a @UConnAlumni event in the seated part of the restaurant/bar. I’ve been standing like a psychopath for the last 5 minutes. I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

My mental health: bad

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

Lethal

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

Backing my team in the strife, cheering them to victory #HuskiesForever #UConn

[junglehusky @junglehusky]

Yesss Charles Barkley switched to SDSU, we are safe

[Meghan Bard @meghanbard]

You know you’re a normal and mentally healthy person when you get out of the shower and put on the dirty shirt you’ve had on for every game of the tournament as if that isn’t degenerate behavior

[Cain Hanke @coolasacuke]

My anxiety