Not Batman

Warning: If you see me near food just silently back off !

[Not Batman @coolfardeeen]

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[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

So psyched for tonight's show: Clint Eastwood (Jersey Boys) and Jack White (Lazaretto)!!!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Thank you, Taco Bell’s “Quesarito,” for being a burrito stuffed inside a quesadilla, stuffed inside a stoner. #thankyounotes

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Thinking about putting my tight pants on tonight. You down @JLo? #FallonTonight #TightPants http://t.co/GDsvv8CGuC

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

ICYMI: @jasonderulo's Talk Dirty with @KevinSpacey http://t.co/7mpUEhjkHR #RagtimeGals

[Shane Warne @ShaneWarne]

Who's going to with the final ? India or Sri Lanka followers ?
I take over the @ICC twitter account at… http://t.co/bucSyiK2It

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Fun show tonight. @ChrisEvans, Ricky Jay & we're starting our #FingersOnA4x4 contest!! #FallonTonight

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

This was so much fun, I couldn't wait to share it. Don't miss it on the show this Monday. http://t.co/aHeWPGrjXt

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

me: I need to get an A on this test
me: *doesn't study*

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

The only thing cuter than that 'First Kiss' video? Jimmy's 'First Lick' video: http://t.co/epn1em50jy