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[Thomas White @len0killer]

Been smiling thinking about a chimp getting home from a long day of work. Kisses the wife, hugs the kids. Cracks open that first banana and it makes a beer noise

[troovus @troovus]

“Giving children their childhood back?”

So reopening the 2,000 youth clubs closed under neoliberalism? The 1,000 children’s centres?
Recreating the 10,000 + playing fields lost?
Or the 800 playgrounds lost in the last 10 years?
The 1,000 libraries?
The after-school clubs closed?

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

It’s not lost on me that Social Media bans were never really seriously discussed until public opinion on a certain country started rapidly changing 😂

[el 🌌 @crystalbepis_]

ur mum klarnas the 3 small plates for £14.99 wetherspoons deal

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Drake: (texting) She a 10 but it's years old. Lmfao. Couldn't be yooouu

Girl who just turned 11: (low on oxygen bc she got trapped in the giant Kinder Surprise egg Drake got her) 🗣 PEppa pig is here

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

when your uncle pulls up to the bbq and his leitmotif starts playing

[bloke @coolfreejoke]

3x burgerbox champ

[jadel @jadeladeljadel]

vague markiplier: hello everybody my name is mark implier

[我꙲爱꙲你꙲ @g97s1]

-> be 23
-> lose hairline
-> don’t give a fuck
-> being adult baby
-> addicted to memphis rap
-> heavily inspired by cigarettes

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

So....many...."HUNGRY" MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN!!! #FiftyShadesofAwkward

[bloke @coolfreejoke]

addicted to pocket deadlock atm

[disha @yzybby]

ranking best twins of all time:
1. twin peaks
2. cocteau twins
3. aphex twin
4. my twins (friends)
5. twin flame (as a general idea)

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny