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Feijoada de Ogum

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

Just received good news

[isa (ee-suh) 🍰 @1OfreakygirIs]

When the plane lands and the pilot says “…..and if this is home, welcome home”

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

dont be asking me any fucking questions in the grocery store

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

saying yes to any hangout opportunity thrown my way

[kay @coolfunnygal]

@soapapiea Girl this is an old pic

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[seraphina @seraphfem]

just ate my daily bowl of grapes then remembered the fruit parasites not even 10 minutes later

[✨TiFF ✨ @TechkenTiff]

How long until I can have a grilled chicken caesar salad

[cat ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @koompi7]

😭😭😭

[kay @coolfunnygal]

Sue me i wana be UHHHHH sue me i wana b Yeah

[kay @coolfunnygal]

Whenever i have a happy moment theres an aftertaste of grief ☹️

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Behind in American history bar trivia last night and then they announced the next round was "movies"

[luisa ★ @badomensabrina]

i just love it when hot girls leave their loser fiancés and end up dating infinitely hotter men

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

after my lip liner has rubbed off just stop talking to me

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i want a salad so bad. all i can think about is how much i want a beautiful summer salad. you cannot imagine how much i'm suffering right now

[eve @csiirac]

they killed jesus cause he said 'men with ipads is ladies'

[kay @coolfunnygal]

Wait im scared can we still eat avocados i eat one everyday…my berries r already taken from me THIS IS HELL!!!!!

[Election Digest @ElectionDigest]

Zombies don't exist. These are people. They are human beings.

[diya ! @alicentsling]

happy birthday to the song of all time