Jessica Tilton

I’m afraid of cheese /:

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I’m excited to say I’m going to compete @MissAmerica this year as your Miss Illinois 2023!

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I really hope I don’t lose power from the storm today because I just brought back a freezer full of @ILoveBlueBell from Southern IL :/

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Thank you so much @Lactaid for making cottage cheese

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Why do all horses in the Kentucky Derby have odd names. Why can’t we go back to the basics like Horsey McHorse

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I need to stop measuring Metamucil with my heart.

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I’m having a really good Taco Tuesday

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Going into 2026 with heartburn

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I haven’t taken a shower since last year 🥳

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Today I learned how to make a mimosa and went into the back halls of the Springfield mall with Randy Fenoli

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I never thought I would see the day that I’m buying Honey Nut Cheerios specifically to help lower my cholesterol, but here we are at 27

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Personally victimized by the statement, “This is particularly high yield and examiners love to go after it”

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Friendship bread is like a chain email, but bread.

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I haven’t had a shower since last year! 🥳

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For Lent next year I’m giving up ADHD.

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Being a med student is wild because somedays I take a shower and watch pharmacology lectures in there while I wait for my hair gloss to process

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@amazon @EscotoMath302 I purchased coffee and it was a week past the expiration when I received it

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I bought coffee on Prime Day and all of it expired a week before Prime Day @amazon 🙌

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What about a charcuterie board with just antidepressants

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My biggest weakness is buying bananas just to watch them rot on the counter

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Why are my neighbors throwing a party. It’s a Wednesday

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@culvers I’ve been waiting in your drive thru for 20 minutes