dykey damelio

i aim to please, but my aim ain’t that good!

[dykey damelio @coolfunsmart]

face reveal but you’ve seen my face before & ive had 5 margs 😐

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Ever since I was a small boy I knew I wanted to apologise for my delayed reply

[dykey damelio @coolfunsmart]

this is my—

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Broken phone to match our system / society

[(south) dakota @mrkirkferentz]

Deleted Hinge, time to start looking for my wife on Chicago Twitter

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

Last night I was having so much fun at the club, dancing, getting lit.. and my girl turns to me and says “I can see in your eyes you’re sad” and I wonder how many other people notice

[dykey damelio @coolfunsmart]

*dog

[Meg @heirmeg]

if u meet a bitch wit a cat name luna she beat on men

[Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J]

I'm always embarrassed that i kinda like everything at urban outfitter

[puto reacts @putoreacts]

gays españoles alabando a la virgen maria

[ali @probablyalissa]

Omw to make it eight

[dykey damelio @coolfunsmart]

“appreciate” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[nice young man @dylmichaelc]

coming up with a word between like and love to use with my situationship

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

@jk_rowling Oh my god, SHUT UP

[dykey damelio @coolfunsmart]

i would’ve paid soooo much money to be in a class w this guy

[Kevin Sjuts @kevinsjuts]

Vanderbilt's Tyler Nickel on the pro-Nebraska crowd that awaits on Saturday:

"Its fun to be the villain... We know that the whole gym is going to be against us."

#Huskers @1011_News

[dykey damelio @coolfunsmart]

happy persian new year to all you funny people in my phone! luv ya!

[Embassy of Spain UK @EmbSpainUK]

The Fallas festival in Valencia has already begun, and we have had our first casualty. Morrissey has cancelled his show because he couldn't sleep.

Fallas is noise 🙉 , fireworks🎆... and there is a light that never goes out! 😎

Enjoy today’s mascletá!

[dykey damelio @coolfunsmart]

worst part ab being a lesbian is never being able to defend a terrible man by saying “i know him. i know his heart.” just seems like the girls have a lot of fun w that one

[Cher @cher]

ipad freezing up! Maybe it’s overwhelmed,because it Just realized A Fabulous DIVA Was touching it ! Can’t really Blame it, “SNAP OUT OF IT”

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

@EndWokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[dykey damelio @coolfunsmart]

The Book of More Men

[The Bachelorette @BacheloretteABC]

All men. 🌹

#TheBachelorette premieres March 22 on ABC, and stream on Hulu!