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[wake @userwake]

Wait, they don’t love you like I love you

[wake @userwake]

They’re casting Bjork in the uncle pussy biopic as aunt penis

[wake @userwake]

Am I slowly dying and this meme is helping me remember my childhood flash before my eyes

[wake @userwake]

Apple hasn’t bothered to change this in years and no one knows how to turn it off or on it just finds you at the moment you’re most on edge

[baja #ir2 #c @girlskwrt]

i captured a photo of that scary ass clock

[wake @userwake]

I know he kicked an anthill at recess and got a million bites on him

[wake @userwake]

Everytime I go in either of these it’s a ghost town that’s why

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnna]

Never seen an opp in Barnes & Noble or the Library.

[wake @userwake]

I will never find video game glitches funny I’m sorry

[Narrlocke @Narrlocke]

Holy shit I havent been able to breathe for like 15 minutes

[wake @userwake]

Uncle pissy

[June @Junencense]

Twitter so easy just say uncle pussy and people like it

[wake @userwake]

I know his ass nominated 99 people for the ice bucket challenge

[wake @userwake]

@cocotresco Is it disrespectful if I do this

[wake @userwake]

He looks like his dad came to visit him at lunch every Friday

[wake @userwake]

My fortune cookie said uncle pussy is in your near future

[wake @userwake]

That one friend at carpool who showed you Drake on his iPod

[wake @userwake]

More uncle pussy for me

[Kat @kitkat4xl]

Take your age, multiply it by 2, and add 40. Thats the youngest age you should date

[wake @userwake]

Uncle pussy is playing at my house
My house

[wake @userwake]

The concept of a naked grandma and uncle pussy

[wake @userwake]

The friend you would make at Barnes and Noble as a kid and never see again

[wake @userwake]

Digger (2026) in a nutshell

[quetzal_rainbow @quetzal_rainbow]

Thank you demonic skull of wisdom

[wake @userwake]

I know he made duct tape wallets for his whole class to buy

[wake @userwake]

I know he showed up to school with a crazy nike elite sock collection