big garfield guy

i’m just some guy (he/they)

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

takes about one glance to see that this woman is deeply unwell

[Masih Alinejad @AlinejadMasih]

Hey @ZohranMamdani, see the broken brakes. Citi Bikes are falling apart. Maybe fix the things that are actually putting New Yorkers’ lives at risk.

Oh busy trying to arrest Netanyahu? I have the names of the men in Iran executing children and some are headed to New York.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Just saw The Odyssey!

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

@squirtkobainia i only did it because my phone and computer were different and i wanted to see who was right, mind you this was 7 or 12 minutes before an interview on zoom

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

i feel like im having a stroke

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

@falseroxy just saw uhf last night, loved it

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

@KaraNextWeek damn that sucks

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

@empressleias the connections you’re talking about are completely illusory and have made actual connections infinitely harder, hence the alienation and loneliness, though i agree that this is something else

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Flock is probably one of the biggest enemies of the American people right now and it’s not being talked about enough.

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

@normal_jake_ there was nothing else for her to do, not her fault

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

@YoungerPope @roomewtoo that’s like literally it

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

@eviedead2 it helps to squint a little, i.e. “smizing” or smiling with your eyes

[Morgan Human-Person @PartyHkt]

This is called a martyr complex and it’s among the most annoying things moms do

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

@YoungerPope nolan is congenitally incapable of being horny or understanding eroticism

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

using a car to get everywhere is kind of like chatGPT for your body

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

well he did it again so it keeps coming up!

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

how i feel about the “Christopher Nolan can’t write women” conservation at this point

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

The Odyssey (2026)

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

@fluoridevictim standing by this now that i’ve seen it

[big garfield guy @coolgeese]

@fluoridevictim it’ll probably be a visual feast for the ages with underdeveloped characters and writing

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

i'm getting the surgery to become a minion