dennis

straight up dennis fr

[dennis @coolguydennis]

who the fuck is dennis

[dennis @coolguydennis]

pregaming for my day drinking tomorrow

[dennis @coolguydennis]

accidentally brought up kevin ware and had to introduce that incident to the woman and had to relive the moment i first saw it

[dennis @coolguydennis]

just saw someone compare cameron winter to kirk franklin and i think i need to go to bed

[dennis @coolguydennis]

WALT JR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dennis @coolguydennis]

why is work playing black by pearl jam before the morning meeting

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i think alcoholism is just a part of adulthood

[dennis @coolguydennis]

can bro just die i’m tryna get lit

[dennis @coolguydennis]

acorn just fell and hit me on the head, this can only mean one thing

[dennis @coolguydennis]

@Outlet2323 man that free medium fry with a drink purchase never fail

[dennis @coolguydennis]

feelin like bob dylan rn but no one hatin the switch up 🤞💯

[dennis @coolguydennis]

@Outlet2323 who’d you do ?

[dennis @coolguydennis]

@quantumrizzics7 you tellin me santa’s uncle invented ts?

[dennis @coolguydennis]

every time i see a helicopter i like to pretend im coked out trying to hide some guns real quick and i know that the helicopter is looking for me because im running a cross state coke ring but im also currently making dinner for my family so i need to get back home

[dennis @coolguydennis]

the cia is watching me

[dennis @coolguydennis]

just saw a meteor while driving and listening to van halen i think this is a sign i should kill myself

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@Outlet2323

[dennis @coolguydennis]

when chicken and rice how many chicken and how many rice (volume)

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weed and milk