mf starboy

just on a stroll

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

the dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

my roommate loves me more than you

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

DOWN WITH COMPANIES!!!… but if chipotle… then ok

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

only JESUS decides where this butt shits!

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

hitler would’ve loved jamarr chase

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

SPONGEBOB! THEY TOOK ME FOAMS SPONGEBOB!!!

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

@barryallen1over

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

maybe @Outlet2323’s not so bad

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

@coolguydennis @Outlet2323

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

nothing like a little giggle time before bed

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

IT’S JUST CONTACT YOUNG BUCK!!! FINISH AT THE RIM!!!!!

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

u don’t notice tha banana til it’s gone

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

the upper bound of my potential is infinity (inclusive)

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

‘new jacksepticeye happy wheels video’

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

@coolguydennis blood doesn’t know basic history 🤣

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

just saw someone comment asking how we decided how long the seasons should be. fuck all this pack it up were cooked

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

@columbianchoc as u should 💅

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

somebody help @columbianchoc they think they get ts for free

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

‘grammar and spelling are a classist constructs’ yes. so do u want to be high class or not

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

‘i just got a footjob from a ghost’
-@HamNBeanStewart

[mf starboy @quantumrizzics7]

i think people are slowly forgetting that the goal of crutches is to eventually stop using them