Meohmai

if you hear something scurrying don’t worry that’s just me in your walls

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

I’ve been blasting uk rap when I’m sad recently, I’ll report back at a later date on if it helps🫡

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

Whatever deity exists in the world hates me DOWN

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

I better marry a Noah Kahn/ CMAT fan

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

Do you guys think a little kid watched Alvin from Alvin and the chipmunks taking a shower in the dishwasher and ended up accidentally killing their hamster or gerbil from putting them in there thinking that’s okay to do to wash them

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

DONT PEE ON THE FLOOR USE THE COMMODORE

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

It’s such a breath of fresh air when you can tell someone’s got zyn’s in their pocket while you’re at a Christian wedding

[vee 🦝 | ak s5| cry wolf when 👀 @gthsmnst]

yall did not just skip this man????

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

My parents are in the living room watching church meanwhile I’m in my room watching south park and I think that says a lot

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

If someone put Dijon in ice cream I do unfortunately think I really would like it

[mai 🐻 @88pastrnaks]

FIRST GAME FIRST WIN #ILOVETHEBRUINS

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

Eating with a stuffy nose makes me feel like such an out of breath fat slob

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

The ninth doctor who will always be my favorite I don’t think that will ever change, he should’ve had more than one season😭

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Ms Rachel is dragging Ed Sheeran and I’m here for it.

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

THE SKIN OF A KILLER BELLA

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

I love being tipsy I should do this more often

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

@quantumrizzics7 Someone doesn’t know their mitski 👎🏼

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

IM LIQUID SMOOOOOTHHHH (I shaved and exfoliated tn) COME TOUCH ME TOOOO AN FEEL MY SKIN IN PLUMP AND FULL OF LIFEEEEEEEEE

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

Now why tf did man city sign Enzo Fernandez

[Meohmai @barryallen1over]

Target really is just where you go to see people you’d really rather never see again huh