Santo

A million dollar smile and a twenty dollar pants 🦬 he/him

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

another year as a male instacart shopper on the day before thanksgiving. I’m substituting celery for leeks on your order. I’m telling you they’re out of canned cranberry sauce. I have never heard of lettuce.

[Santo @coolguysanto]

@samreich . @heyriddleriddle

[Nate @thenatewolf]

I would have been so good at hunting that I’d have extra time to help gather. I would’ve been laughing with your girl in the blackberry brambles.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

China working on 200mph trains and the US Department of Homeland Security is currently beefing with “hoodgenius”

[casey at the bat🏀🏆 CHAMPS @thebenchesclear]

as a lover of baseball history i am in utter awe of shohei ohtani. as a fan of a baseball team not named the dodgers, i’ve never detested someone more in my life

[richard @richard_normal]

these people told you they were going to revolutionize art and science, cure cancer, fundamentally change human existence, and what they have delivered is More Ads

[elvira⁷ 🇲🇽 is seeing bts @namjinrings]

che gonna say one joke on update and theyre gonna cancel the whole show

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This is why Elon Musk bought Twitter

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

It's hard to tell if Charlie Kirk was really this formative figure in the lives of every conservative because they just claimed that about the Cracker Barrel logo.

[Santo @coolguysanto]

@ohiosylvania I can neither confirm or deny that that is the reason I just danced to American Boy in my kitchen

[Santo @coolguysanto]

I REDOWNLOADED TWITTER JUST FOR THIS

[Santo @coolguysanto]

Probably done with Twitter. Here's 5 Bluesky invite codes

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[Santo @coolguysanto]

@ohiosylvania I’m getting my listening out of the way before thanksgiving. This is my year too.

[Santo @coolguysanto]

I’ve said it a thousand times but, king

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

Haha Y'all are sleepin on conan o'brian!!! His late night show is hilarious!!!!!

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

People will go crazy viral saying “here’s a truth that THEY never taught us” and it’s like an extremely mundane thing that you were absolutely taught in school but just didn’t pay attention to

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy