Ayla

she/her

[sern @auxgoblin]

the room a couple gets in the vacation rental vs. the singles #jestersquarters

[tom zehentner @tomzehentner]

i will buy a pirate ship and force my friends to physically walk the plank if they hand the groupchat over to OpenAI

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Millennials are all terrified of their children, it’s utterly bizarre

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

Getting a passive-aggressive email at work is so funny. No way you want to fight me over an Excel file.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i don’t WANT protein i want ICE CREAM FOR DINNER

[jezz @JezziiB]

Things that DO inherently sexualize children:
* telling parents they’ll have to “beat boys off with a stick” when looking at a BABY girl
* asking children if they have a “little boyfriend” or “little girlfriend”
* putting a baby boy in a “Ladies Man” onesie

Things that do NOT inherently sexualize children:
* teaching children that adults can be romantically partnered with people of the same or different genders

Hope that helps.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Every day I wonder why no one thinks like this

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

my bf going "but i thought you liked carl with lindsay who is aniyah" OMG JUST GO

[@suttonsroller @suttonsroller]

The irony of Ariana Madix gathering people around a fire pit, while Tom Sandoval pushes old people into one.

[bONGO 🎃 @wariocolosseum]

can every country please do this

[sean @_sn_n]

MAGA after Trump solves a problem he literally caused in the first place

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

terrified of anyone who has a problem with what she said.

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

I love this kind of shit

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Child-free feminist women actually do for society what men pretend to do

[davey @justdaveyjustin]

I have no respect for anyone who’s angry about this. This is exactly what taxes should be spent on. Not subsidizing corporations and giving bombs to Israel.

[Lorenzo Davids @UrbanLo]

This is what humans do. We are humans.