Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns

Waxer of Philosophy & Teller of Bad Dick Jokes. Terrible musician w/ a small wiener. Lastly, Penis. (See what I mean?!)

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

PSA

[Joseph Lamar & the Dixie Chickens @DixieChickens]

Quick Update, no big deal. But “The Hired Guns” have changed their names the “The Dixie Chicks”. That is all.

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

@WalshFreedom Biden is all the things you claimed Trump was.

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

@GregAbbott_TX Too late.

[Mother of sass @sophianotnice]

My boss works out of the big conference room instead of his office and its such a flex

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

@WalshFreedom Ya, things are much better now. *fart noise

[Jawsh @Its_Jawsh]

The new minecraft update is awesome

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

Cats always look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport. Bunch on dicks.
#CatsSuck

[mark normand @marknorm]

Getting the vaccine is like having a baby - People have to post photos about it, they actually think others care and some people think it’s a horrible idea.

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

@sophianotnice Good luck.

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

@sophianotnice Your mom will always be your mom no matter how old you get, make sure you thank God for that tonight;)

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

@sophianotnice Is that what you kids call, “butt chugging“?

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

How fitting is it that @amyschumer sponsors mayonnaise.
#Hellmanns

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

@sophianotnice Ew gross

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

@sophianotnice Oh... good that’s a relief. For a moment I was afraid you were a derelict, no account heathen.

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

@sophianotnice Sports.

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

@sophianotnice We all feel off once a month.

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

@sophianotnice YOLO.

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

@sophianotnice If you think beer is cool, you should try vodka.

[Joseph Lamar & the Hired Guns @CoolJoeLamar]

Bet. Pick a weekend in October 2021 Right now. Make the event and invite everybody… Ain’t no excuses for nobody to show up Lol

[Mother of sass @sophianotnice]

@CoolJoeLamar This is a solid plan of action.