coolkidtheja

spooky action at a distance

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was gonna bless this mans who sneezed but he sneezed into his hand instead of his elbow

no hygiene having mfers don't deserve blessings

[feja @pigglson]

TikTok influencers are the shopping channel reincarnate

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@deepestholever i mean cotton pleats aren’t gonna plisse themselves

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@probablysaif my favorite was when he was surprised by how much i ate

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@probablysaif ouch

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@probablysaif @DrinkSolaPop probably, they had an outdoor concert on halsey with live singing and a band last year so this could be it

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@probablysaif @christyoverflow GOT2GO · Teddy Siegel
https://t.co/DHYzc0l31U

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@probablysaif me and u both bhai

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@marivalentin0 yo dick, got touched by yo uncle!!!!

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@probablysaif

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@probablysaif start saying ‘27 rings smd from the back greatest city in the world’ and they’ll stop talking about the dodgers

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@probablysaif this is the subplot in an episode of arab silicon valley

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@probablysaif

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@probablysaif fried chicken in the pool incoming

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@probablysaif annyeonghaseo

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@probablysaif @xgigglypuff

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@probablysaif have you thought about just carrying a razor around

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@probablysaif start by being creative and artistic, i know you have it in you… hummus smoothies

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@probablysaif is this the bryan johnson effect

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@probablysaif hummus smoothies incoming

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@argan___oil pleats? please