Marco Grajeda

I used to think fire extinguishers were just really cold. ❄️

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

Says the same word at the same time a pretty girl does*

Me: "Jinks! You owe me a long term relationship."

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

@kirawontmiss @vChris this was wild

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Aaron Donald to Kyler Murray all night

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is a great movie.

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

It should be more socially acceptable for a man to receive flowers.

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

Give me a high five or prepare to defend yourself.

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

I recently discovered that snowboarding on top of a mountain during a blizzard is a great trust building exercise with your friends.

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

What happened to the good ol' days when people were overdosing on Tide Pods and the entire world was rolling their eyes?

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

If you use the wink as your snapchat bitmoji, you're looking for attention.

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

Who gave fairs the right to deep fry everything they can get their hands on?

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

Did anyone else's parents use Vicks VapoRub like it was the cure for cancer? Or were they normal?

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

@rougeau_tucker @daluke3 Smoqin fat doinks in Amish

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

@rougeau_tucker @daluke3 I'm lost..

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

I'm convinced it's impossible to get drunk off of White Claws.

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

@PaymoneyWubby @alluux @VilifiedPeanut @CarlosDgardener @PaymoneyWubby I've been watching you for years, my guy. It's nice seeing how far you've come. Keep up the great content. Your team is fantastic.

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

My future wife probably has a boyfriend right now, and I'm not okay with that.

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

Ibuprofen and pre workout is the perfect combination..

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#NewProfilePic

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@_leekie Hey, my people do that all the time😅

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

@AlexisRios27 I don't get why baby showers take four hours!? It does not take THAT long to clean a baby...

[Marco Grajeda @coolmarco94]

So, when are we changing the NBA logo to a silhouette of Kobe?