dr normal guy

proud sayer of the world’s stupidest shit

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

my penis just fell off @911

[luke7 @sauronluke]

This app is kind of like black mold

[🐛io • artfight i0lanthe @i0lanthe_]

(Batting my eyelashes) Wanna...make a baby? (Glowing green test tube falls out of my back pocket) Haha ignore that,

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I will remain non-binary although many of you have been making it very unchic for years now

[Errai @errai]

Omniscient guy booing at every joke at the open mic

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

dave grohl granting an animation studio a license to use nirvana's music and saying kurt cobain would have loved the yuri anime "the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all" girl we know

[Hit @allhitsongs111]

I honestly judge all 60s rock bands based on whether i think i could write their best song

Beatles- no
Beach boys- no
Zombies- maybe
VU- it’s nuanced
Pink floyd- it’s nuanced
Kinks- yes
Stones- yes
Stooges- yes
Dylan- wouldnt want to
Grateful dead- wouldnt want to

[Scott Leger @Scotterybarn]

whatever bystander syndrome is I definitely have the opposite of it. Boomer threw his ice cream at the sweet checkout lady at gelson’s right in front of me. Oh buddy. You bet I am getting involved. I am making that my business.

[🏳️‍⚧️Hazel-Bee Writes a Manifesto @MukkyWaffle]

they're not sex TOYS they're sex ACTION FIGURES

[matt @mattybtweets69]

For sale. Baby coffin. Didn’t need it. 👍

[jifya8 @jifysn]

Getting a Fake ID that says I'm 1 years Old

[alien gaming @pirate_gaming13]

nice boner 🤣🤣🤣🤣 whered you get it? the boner store? 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert” until he got rid of them

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

John Shitass

Michigan, County Marriages, 1820-1941

[✨elisewell✨watching campaign 2 @useLessLesb1an]

#criticalrolespoilers
thimble has officially joined the 5’11” club

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"The Spectral Titans" by artist Anthony Machuca.

[Fai @TheFaiao]

Standoffish Stranger with Glyphs

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys (2004)

[Pedro G. Ferreira @pedrogoferreira]

Knight of Despair