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Who is using the vibe coded sites? It’s not like everyday people use websites.

I like dystopian vibe coded sites but I wish they were skyscraper wallpapers or building architecture

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There’s no way oatmeal sticks to your bones

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I’m sick of ads with a guy whispering “u no wut da sluteeist thing a guy can wer is” 🫩

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It’s not even beef anymore after I’ve finished putting hot sauce on. Super slim cuts of course

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Sometimes I buy the peach, watermelon and black cherry propel so I don’t get tired of drinking the good one. But I bought too many them and they’re 🤮

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The highlight of my day is when a fly gets in my window and I have to hunt it down and give the hands(raid treatment)

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I just got scared when I saw I accidentally left my ketchup and mustard out on the counter last night but then started laughing because it’s not real food and will never go bad

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“Each one fresher than the next” is not a good thing technically even though I think it’s supposed to mean a good thing. I just heard it on pine vinyl. I wasn’t really listening

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@InvestWithD @USOCC This is exactly why the attestation infrastructure has to be built now. The rulemaking clock just started.

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@virtualbacon This helps explain why it’s a good idea to get stablecoins for personal staking. For issuers that are with platforms like BitGo can the bank itself stake its reserve?

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GENIUS Act compliance doesn’t mean getting an audit.

It’s attestation.

Audits cover financial statements. An attestation covers a specific assertion. In this case, that reserves equal or exceed coins in circulation.
Different standard. Different scope. Different CPA engagement.

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Buy CryptoBody – The Aesthetic Transformation Pack on @Gumroad https://t.co/VP3r3iwzbb

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I was trying to ride a moped with someone on the back in my dream and it was too hard so the dreams slipped to a later part off the dream

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I was told in my dream, “we chose this because it would be hard” and then I see a white light in the darkness above me and a presence grips my existence making it impossible to wake up. How did it know it would happen?

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I hope you hate me by Dead Poet Society makes me think of Aerials by System of a Down

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This is not important enough to text someone but someone has to see. I was ordering a burger in my dream and the cashier was telling me “ ya, some people report getting fibromyalgia after eating it” and hot dog and donut burger with smoked bacon on it.

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On my way to the Nintendo building. I never thought I’d be checking this off my childhood bucket list. I’m currently trying not to cheese too bad on the subway

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Someone from the Middle Ages would think you poisoned them if they drank a fizzy ass coke. They think you tried at least

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I feel so powerful knowing how to silence spam calls. My day is mine again. No more stupid ass interruptions