Mortimer

fat af

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

Dont ever hurt yourself 💞💞💞

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

my reaction honest to god when i see anything these days tbh. i dont fucking get anything i fell off

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

He’s been doing this since he was a kitten

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

@chhenriksen doante all you can spare, if you cant donate thats fine guys just consider spreading the message

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

doante all you can spare, if you cant donate thats fine guys just consider spreading the message

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

https://t.co/6qga01I7eS

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@TruthFairy131 @neiltyson comment?

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

so TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

@Truthpole wow i would have never guessed, i need my ears to the streets

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

someone bless a yn https://t.co/42gLvTRi1w 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

listening to wizdom khalifa

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

i couldnt bring myself to do it 💔

[The 4Chan Archives @blacknredtext]

Submission from @shrek2fanboy

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

my beautiful homer simpson life

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

stroke that thang