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Tedious and unnecessary

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@JCaporoso i understand it looks extra bad rn but it’s hard to give them the benefit of the doubt when theyre getting humiliated, setting records for defensive futility, and didn’t win a game against a non awful team. nothing to hang your hat/hopes on.

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@ZackBlatt but you could say the same for a punt? hm.

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@ZackBlatt probably bc possession is changing no matter what the outcome of the kick is

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@nyscanner he’s gonna come to your home and personally give you an islamic swirlie

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@JakeAsman @jetsxfactor yeah the problem is they didn’t outsource enough decisions to 24 year old bloggers

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@woodyjohnson4 for the love of god sell the team you moron

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@FourVerts most of my friends insist this is the move that’s gonna turn it all around. we deserve this

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@ZackBlatt say what you want about the Jets but at least they're committed to doing the dumbest possible stuff in the funniest way possible

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@MTA i am begging you to go a full monday-friday work week without a rush hour disaster on the b/q lines. why do you hate us so, so much

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@Goku thank you for this Goku

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did someone’s wife sit down ??

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Elliott Smith died 20 yrs ago today. Here’s the Elliott Smith bit from my last book.

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@DefenseWestern did the police scanner account rebrand as a crusader lol

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upping this one again

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

many people read books but the true intellectual watches basketball

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@UhhYeahDude sparking the national conversation

[The New York Times @nytimes]

For natural rock formations resembling human faces, New Hampshire’s Old Man of the Mountain was unrivaled — until it collapsed. So why, 20 years later, is the stone face still mourned as the subject of songs, poems, a Statehouse proclamation and more? https://t.co/wxF2qVqx8r

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I love The Garden 🧡💙

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@nytimes “those charges were dropped, Lemon”

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@mikepompeo i will also not be doing this thank u

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@mtaibbi lmao