corey

slaying

[corey @coolranchcorey]

theybob queerpants

[corey @coolranchcorey]

just had to leave the room bc just the thought of the balloon in there popping was causing me too much anxiety

[corey @coolranchcorey]

pikachu shot dead in roku city

[corey @coolranchcorey]

i want summer to be over so i can wear beanies again. i feel too exposed without my beanie and it’s too humid to be wearing them rn

[corey @coolranchcorey]

did my t shot as soon as i woke up and im so proud of myself rn

[gen 🍓🪸 @NotSoGenesiz]

do small business owners not realize how fucking appalling this looks

[corey @coolranchcorey]

missing bakersfield pizza rn unfortunately

[corey @coolranchcorey]

the way i’ve seen two firework shows already just from the patio tonight. they’re putting extra shit in em this year i think

[I Follow Women @iFollowWomenOnX]

Pride Month 2 has begun.

[corey @coolranchcorey]

OH-

[.l¡a @cIancyisdead]

WE SURVIVED THE GREAT WAR

[corey @coolranchcorey]

never spotted a scorpion in az while living there but as soon as i stepped outside in missouri this morning a scorpion darted across my croc jibbitz. what’s going on

[corey @coolranchcorey]

nothing like a fresh whiff of dog surgery!

[(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。 @nicegirI123]

Ladies🤔 what would you do if your man ordered from the Skinnylicious menu at Cheesecake Factory?

[christina ⋆˚࿔ shaky + cbus !! @taxicabtruther]

Twenty One Pilots will play their song “Taxi Cab” on October 17, 2026 at Ohio Stadium in Columbus, Ohio.

[corey @coolranchcorey]

i’m so excited to go to dollar general tomorrow 🤩

[corey @coolranchcorey]

@mo_girlghoul background is fire 🔥 💯😛

[corey @coolranchcorey]

i get driving slow to make sure we don’t hit an animal but at a certain point it becomes a game of will corey pee in the car or not because you’re going 20 miles under the speed limit and that’s a game YOU are playing on a bumpy road, not me

[corey @coolranchcorey]

@truckgrillmoth i have a cousin who did just that!

[corey @coolranchcorey]

can people really not tell when they smell like spoiled milk and shit? like what is going on with you genuinely that you’re just going out and playing pool like that and rubbing up on people?!

[corey @coolranchcorey]

@mo_girlghoul very confident that bartender was not a young mother as she was at least 65

[corey @coolranchcorey]

i’ve seen far too many wolf spiders the few days i’ve been in missouri. please make your nests elsewhere. thank you