rob

he/him .. orlando .. twenty five

[rob @coolranchrob]

😭😭😭

[rob @coolranchrob]

Weirdest dumpster find ever tbh

[rob @coolranchrob]

Play American Pie on the TouchTunes and watch the moms go wild

[🥷🇯🇲 @420legdrop]

@CNN Cats should be allowed to pilot airplanes

[rob @coolranchrob]

Shark tank music playing while I sign a job offer

[rob @coolranchrob]

If you ask for another beer (same one) at a bar, do you expect them to..

[rob @coolranchrob]

The one song I record in its entirety at desert daze just so happens to be one of the most amazing pieces of music I’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing https://t.co/S3k4L1Xyhu I 🫶 BCNR

[rob @coolranchrob]

Maaaannn has anyone actually had a positive experience @chipotle in the past couple years…?

[rob @coolranchrob]

@tallstrawberrys @JerryPaperREAL

[rob @coolranchrob]

@dogmandotcom “Restaurant” 🤔🤔 more like an insect hotel

[rob @coolranchrob]

You don’t need a wife, you need to appreciate life

[Janie Danger 🥂 @Wifesucker]

you gon suck whatever i pull out of these a24 black gym shorts

[rob @coolranchrob]

@tallstrawberrys It bumps tho

[rob @coolranchrob]

I’d like to die of unnatural causes

[rob @coolranchrob]

@dogmandotcom @theneedledrop 🤨

[rob @coolranchrob]

Hi (with the intention of also saying I’m going to blow my brains out)