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[Art Rooney’s assassin @CokeSipper]

Just heard choosin’ Texas for the first time in my life at a bar and this song fucking sucks. Southerners should be lobotomized and forced to work in the salt mines like they were supposed to after the civil war

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza. 

May peace be our future.

[dumpbee @coolreject]

@RetroTechDreams This screenshot might be from Unreal Tournament 3, judging by the item pickups. Looks like a custom map, a remake of DM-Morpheus. Iconic map, really fun, and even a little bit scary if you have a fear of heights.

[audrey @yayitsaudreyyy]

genuinely hate how in every area of life, Americans have to stand guard to protect themselves from being scammed because our institutions are rotten. buying a car, going to the dentist, even the most mundane activities could wreak financial havoc if you’re not on high alert

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

New favorite account is this girl from Japan who’s obsessed with New Jersey and she got to meet Mikie Sherrill

[IdentityTheftTheMetro @MaacTheft]

The craziest part of growing up in the northeast is finding out knowing a ton of Irish and Italians is actually not standard for the United States.

[wabak @wabakapex]

“With aim assist enabled, most of the neurons were unnecessary.”

[Arika @Arikalabs]

Engineers spent decades shrinking semiconductor process nodes from around 1,000nm to today’s 2nm class so you could carry absurd amounts of computing power in your pocket.

Software developers responded with megabytes of JavaScript, telemetry trackers, six frameworks, and a loading animation for the login page.

Hardware gives. Software takes away.

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

I'm sorry but I gotta draw the line here. You are never going to convince me that Douglas Adams is 'reddit cringe' or to hate Terry Pratchett. If you think the booktok slop of the month is better than Hitchhiker's Guide I genuinely think less of you as a person.

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

them if joanna was alive

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

airing of "serial experiments lain" (1998) on KTEH (bay area) after 9/11

[mia 🫀 | cr: ACOK @deerestprincess]

yesterday my coworker said "you read the got books right? is the ending better? "

[cozy @bimbotheory]

This type of lib who scolds (x) marginalized demographic whenever they’re not appropriately servile enough to pledge eternal allegiance to the lesser of two evils party regardless of how much they’re thrown under the bus are some of the most odious people alive

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

Nah. You totally waited. Waited until there were no functional hospitals, until the death toll rose in the thousands, waited until they were dropping white phosphorus on civil population, you just waited....did NOTHING to stop the genocide.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

buying car parts from Chinese: leather seat good condition minor scuff on passenger for this no shipping charge. Arrival will be 14:30 on calendar 9/14 if late please call I am awake all the time

Buying parts from an American: [wet mouth sounds for 2 mins] cant help ya [click]

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Every article from The Free Press is like “Hasan Piker Says He ‘Has Hopes’ For ‘Rape City’” and you read the article and it’s like “Hasan Piker recently said he hopes Israel will close Rape City, the area they’ve created where they somberly rape people for necessary reasons”

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I still think about the guy who pointed out that "the underlying purpose of Al is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth." Rarely have I seen Al described so succinctly.

[Mr. Dr. Kalashnikov, phd @Spiteful_Design]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Perfect use of free will.

[brent 🌹🗽 @BrentInQueens]

“Why do leftists single out Israel” and then five minutes later Congress passes bipartisan legislation making criticism of Israel illegal lmao