PAPYRUS!!!

READ MY BIO!!!

THANK YOU FOR READING MY BIO!!!

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

* HOW'D YOU LIKE MY BLUE ATTACK?

[#UTDR] [#MVRP] [#PTWT]

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

* A COOL INTRO FOR A COOL DUDE!

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

* @AllanMallans

[SONICTHEVOID @SonicThe2011]

@COOLROYALGUARD @AllanMallans STOP BLUFFING YOU ARENT ANYTHING. YOU ARE A FRAUD. YOU LET THE HUMAN GO FREE BECAUSE IT WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND. BIG WHOOP! A REAL MONSTER WOULD NEVER ACCEPT MERCY FROM A CREATURE LIKE A HUMAN.

[#1 PIERRE FAN🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉 @AllanMallans]

@COOLROYALGUARD yes papyrus❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

@AllanMallans * THANK YOU, HUMAN!

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

* I GOT THIS IN "THE BAG"!

[#1 PIERRE FAN🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉 @AllanMallans]

PAPYRUS WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

* WOWIE!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S PLUSHIES OF ME!!! IS THAT HOW COOL I AM?

[#1 PIERRE FAN🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉 @AllanMallans]

funny you say that

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

@SonicThe2011 @AllanMallans * IM LITERALLY THE ROARING KNIGHT WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

@AllanMallans * I DON'T GET IT.

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

@SonicThe2011 @AllanMallans * STEP AWAY FROM US, "BAD GUY"! OR ELSE... I MIGHT HAVE TO CAPTURE YOU!

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

“And in that case, I’ll keep trying to be just as cool as you!”

(2/2)

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

* IF YOU CAN'T FIND SOMEONE AS COOL AS ME, BECOME AS COOL AS ME. AND IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THEN THAT'S COOL TOO.

* LIFE MIGHT NOT BE ABOUT BEING COOL, BUT BEING COOL IS WHAT HELPS LIFE BE LIFE. AS LONG AS YOU STAY TRUE TO YOUR CHEST, NOT BEING COOL ISN'T AN ISSUE.

[EPIC!Red @RedSlashingHood]

@COOLROYALGUARD “But that’d be a downgrade! No one’s as cool as you!”

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

@RedSlashingHood * HOLD ON IM GONNA WRITE SOMETHING POETIC AS A QRT GIVE ME A BIT

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

* I SADLY WAS STUCK IN THE OVEN. IT WAS QUITE WARM FOR THE FIRST FEW MINUTES!

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@RedSlashingHood * FIND THE NEXT COOLEST PERSON?

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@RedSlashingHood * IT WAS A MIX OF ME TRYING TO PUT SOMETHING IN THE OVEN AND TRYING TO TAKE A NAP.

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

@KING0FMONST3RS @WARIOGOINGTOWIN * PLEASE?

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

* DO YOU WANT THAT WIRED OR HANDED IN PERSON

[WARIO @WARIOGOINGTOWIN]

75 g

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

@AllanMallans * AND SAFE KEEPINGS!

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* I ACTUALLY HAVE TWO HAIRS!

[#1 PIERRE FAN🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉 @AllanMallans]

im perpetually bald what hair

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

@AllanMallans * I USED TO HAVE THEM ON MY CHEST(FOR COOLNESS), BUT THEY GREW OUT.

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

@AllanMallans * NOT ON MY HEAD, IN MY ROOM!

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@AllanMallans * WITH A TOUCH OF VANILLA, YES!

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* THEY SMELL LIKE CINNAMON!!

[#1 PIERRE FAN🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉 @AllanMallans]

quick ass doodles im very upset rn

[PAPYRUS!!! @COOLROYALGUARD]

@WARIOGOINGTOWIN * I CAN ALWAYS ASK THE KING!

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@WARIOGOINGTOWIN * OH HE'S ALSO DIRT BROKE