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scrappy doo hate account| @twin_llamas♡

[timby @coolsvillesuccs]

i think about this every single day. i want this to be true so fuckin bad. it’s so funny

[Paul Palmeri @ThisPaul]

For those of you who dislike Matt Damon:

One time he was at my bar completely shitfaced. He fell and split his head open and when security got to him and did their safety check they asked if he knew who he was.

He said “C’mon guys it’s me Matt Damon, from We bought a Zoo.”

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

he will be more useful to this earth as the dirt he will become

[MYKI MEEKS ☆ @myki_meeks]

like how cute 😭♥️

[timby @coolsvillesuccs]

@mallardsisland SHUT UP THIS IS SO CUTE😭😭😭

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The “Everyone is 12 now” theory truly is foundational for our times.

[Grease Hound @SausageMcMan]

A hotdog named desire

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Men after experiencing 0.00001% of the mistreatment that women have systematically suffered since the dawn of time

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

357 people voted to protect sexual predators. Our government is ran by pedophiles and pedophile protectors. That is why it’s important for people to understand this doesn’t end with Trump gone. The entire system is corrupt. All of these people have to go.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

10/10. No notes.

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

Doesn't anybody want to impress Jodie Foster anymore?

[Best Movie Moments 🍿 @BestMovieMom]

David Lynch initially refused the role of John Ford in The Fabelmans (2022). He only agreed to do it after his friend Laura Dern intervened and Spielberg promised him a constant supply of Cheetos on set.

[mia yearly @anyapeterz]

bones and all (2022) dir. luca guadagnino

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

da movies

[timby @coolsvillesuccs]

@twin_llamas it would be amazing and you know it

[timby @coolsvillesuccs]

everywhere should sell hot dogs

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: Jessica Tarlov leaves Fox speechless after debunking the lies Trump and his regime have been spreading about the murder of Renee Good.

She brought receipts.