Paul Ellis

Designer for Best Buy. Husband and father of 4 daughters. Recently empty nester.

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@FantasyPros @Fitz_FF 4 Receivers, Sit one. London, Harrison Jr. Cooper, and Hopkins.

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Can we all just agree that @chrisbharrison is so much better at hosting #Bachelor than anyone else. How do we get him reinstated? #BringChrisBack

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Putting this out here, but tonight I need the under on 55 combined fantasy points from Josh Allen and Joe Mixon to claim back to back championships. Monday Night Football….Here we go!!!

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@MatthewBerryTMR I’m hanging in there. If I can get 38 points between Watson and the Green Bay Defense tonight, I can move on. Tall task, but holding onto hope.

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Maybe I’m missing something, but how does the “Inflation Reduction Act” combat inflation exactly? Kinda seems like it does the opposite. Am I wrong on this? Would love to hear the explanation.

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@CWilliamsNFL @CWilliamsNFL, as someone who works at retail and needs to keep staff for keeping the doors open, this law just pays employees less. The business will respond by hiring more part time employees to cover the same hours of operation. Full timers now only work 4 days instead of 5.

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Finally it ends. And we can do what I’ve been waiting to do for the last hour plus…bid you adieu, and good night.

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So mad that they didn’t say “Hey Mr Wendal, here, have a dollar. In fact, mr brother man, have two.” #HugeMiss

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Looks like pregnant lady is gonna make it through. Missed on that one. The whole Dr dating Patients Brother thing however…. #SuperCringe

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I wonder if Doctors monologue this much in real life?

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Somewhere in the middle of a commercial break, @MrsCoolwhip says “I’m over it.” I reply “over what?” She says “the Will Smith and Chris Rock thing.” Aren’t we all?

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Sick girls brother says “badlands” one too many times and @MrsCoolwhip says “that kid isn’t a very good actor.” I’m not sure who she’s identifying as doing an exemplary job here in their craft.

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Conversely, the super sick kid and family are the most likely to pull through. Let’s see how this plays out.

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All signs point to the medical team killing this pregnant lady. Arrogant TV doctors are nothing but killers on their respective programs.

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Was I supposed to see the irony in this suits hunt for Dr Hunt. I see what you did there.

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Drones leading ambulances with AED devices sounds like a can’t miss idea.

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Dad winces in pain and the doc condescendingly say “we’ll have someone take a look at it” while she rolls her eyes. Medical professionals at their finest.

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It’s almost like they’re not even real doctors. I wonder if that stethoscope is even real?

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One thing about this show that I have a tough time with, I don’t buy any of the actors in scrubs. Maybe it’s me, but I really think that once they’re not on set, they don’t wear scrubs anymore.

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Mr Wendel is on the show? The little brother. Waiting for Hey yeah hey yeah eh yeah!