Well hey guys I am on twitter now with the rest of my friends! Hello my name is sandbar and I am here to make new friends and to spend time w my best friends @OcellusTheShy@Silverstreemm@Thebestgriffin and @cooooldragon! I missed them all, I have a marefriend name yona!
[* hey, it's the narrator, I'm starting to think having pinkie join Parody Twitter is NOT a good-]
HI, I'M PINKIE PIE!!!, WANNA BE FRIENDS?
[* AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!]
I AM CALLING ALL REMAINING BAT PONYS TO THE CASTLE! Your so called “Ruler” has fallen.. ONCE AGAIN!! I’m taking things in my own hands AGAIN.. and no one will stop me.
[*he stands there as he burns the rest of Cantorlot, disappointed that Nightmare Moon can’t do her job*]