Mary™

“If I dont have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on” -Jennifer Lawrence

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

@chewingglasss There was a shot less than 50 feet from where we were. It was terrifying. I never want to feel like an ant again.

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

I don’t think I’ll ever go to the fair again.

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

Today I had to hide under a table after hearing a gun shot and then flee through crowds not knowing wtf was going on.

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

Today I got stung on the foot by a bee and my foot has swollen up to balloon size.

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

I am so mad I stayed up until 2am to finish my book and I absolutely hated it. I’m not sure how to express my feelings right now.

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

So upset about Pete and Kim 😭😭

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

@stevieghrist Right? Didn’t even bring me back a souvenir like that isn’t my motherland. The nerve.

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

Someone stop me from posting this on Facebook 😂😂

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

Screw it. I’m planning for Halloween.

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

I’m just so confused why someone would be so mean and careless while we were literally doing them a favor. Ridiculous.

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

Found out who gave me COVID. The same people who’s dog we watched while they flew on a plane and went to Disney World for 8 days brought it when they dropped the dog off knowing they had it. Didn’t even wear a mask. Didn’t even give me a penny for watching their awful dog.

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

How much money did they put into the Gray Man because it has everything. Great actors, traveling, pretty fight scenes. Still watching though so don’t know if it’s actually good.

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

Is there anything worse than a sick man?

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

I’ve been watching way too much Bobs Burgers.

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

I sensed it was coming but the time has finally come. Covid has finally forced its way into my household.

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

So far today I’ve seen 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

Definitely don’t want Dorinda back. Phaedra though? Her return can’t come soon enough. #RHUGT2

[Mary™ @coop_yo]

I love being awakened by phone calls alerting me they have my dog. Love it.