NOT Cooper Allen

peepeepoopoo 20 years off the lean 🙏🙏💅🇬🇧✝️

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

Need this combo rn

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So you’re telling me that a 12 year old is too young to buy a PG-13 movie ticket, a lottery ticket or cold medicine, too young to drive a car or to vote, but not too young to be forced to carry a baby to term or to marry?

How fucked up is that?

[NOT Cooper Allen @coopdallen]

Hope y’all doin well. Estoy a punto de reservar un vuelo a México y nunca volveré.

[NOT Cooper Allen @coopdallen]

Watchin that season 3 naruto shippuden final, bawling!!!!

[NOT Cooper Allen @coopdallen]

@OvOBrezzzy This was literally me.this wank lined me up so bad, just straight growing my hair since

[BENNY THE BUTCHER @BennyBsf]

The Butcher Era is upon us

[NOT Cooper Allen @coopdallen]

Anyone else?

[Mick @mickjenkins]

how anyone can fuck wit the police really be beyond me

[NOT Cooper Allen @coopdallen]

+10 gems 🤷🏼

[Aminé @heyamine]

you are ur biggest obstacle, go do that shit

[NOT Cooper Allen @coopdallen]

Nothin like hearin the bagel bathroom door open while you shittin so you throw up the quick peace sign like ✌️😌

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

idc how hard life gets, i’m not smoking a cigarette

[NOT Cooper Allen @coopdallen]

@fartimuh Swear this me any time I’m in the messages app.

[NOT Cooper Allen @coopdallen]

My goldfish I’ve had for 7 years died this morning, don’t hmu or do I might need it. #ripphish

[NOT Cooper Allen @coopdallen]

@SolanaLegend Wish this was me.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Wish I could delete shit from my brain

[chris @KR1SPY00]

time to text that special someone you ain’t heard from in a minute that this new silk sonic got you thinking about them

[NOT Cooper Allen @coopdallen]

Midlife crisis freshman year of college