Cooper Pattison

full-time mama's boi

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@solomonpdx big action sports

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@bangkles but you do got a bathtub & @clamshark 😤😤

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@Dejae101 @Quintesssential venmo @Cooper-Pattison

[Dejae 💛 @Dejae101]

Due to #COVID19 aka #Coronavirus Ill be sending the first 900 people to like & retweet this $300 -$1500 through CashApp, Apple Pay #, Venmo or Zelle 🏦 drop all tags in comments) 🥳❤️

[Cooper Pattison @cooper_pattison]

a shorty story.

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@clamshark yuuuuuurt. east side da best side.

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@bangkles god damn all of these are nice. you just gave me a brain massage.

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can’t we just go back to the simple days where kids were rocking “I ❤️ BOOBIES” t-shirts and socks...

[TaniaSaidWhat @TaniaSaidWhat]

A sweet man whose family died in the holocaust, who lost his parents as a young kid, led gay marches in the 80s, opposed wars & just overall tried to be a decent person, is hated by some of the ugliest people in the world & it’s so devastating to my entire existence.

[Kikidoodle & Purrmaids @KikiDoodleTweet]

As a person who's worked from home with their partner for 6+ years the WEIRDEST take I'm seeing right now is "I love my spouse but hahaa I cant stand spending time with them during a quarantine lol ya get me?" And all the replies agreeing

[Cooper Pattison @cooper_pattison]

first this man gave us alibaba & now this. a true hero.

[Jack Ma @JackMa]

The first shipment of masks and coronavirus test kits to the US is taking off from Shanghai. All the best to our friends in America. 🙏

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@TheresaHolla tickets to kauai are 200 dollars in april let’s do it

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@Quintesssential you’re dead to me

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if anyone i see on a weekly basis tells me “see you next year lololol” i’m throwing fucking hands

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@PUURPLE__ 11 🤣🤣

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@PUURPLE__ not okay dawg... not okay..

[Cooper Pattison @cooper_pattison]

if you a dude and don’t have any close friends who are girls

you sketch