Alan

gimmie all yer booty

[Alan @cooperfrazier]

Sorry babe, I was just thinking about Dragon Ball Z a little bit.

[wint @dril]

jh

[wint @dril]

if youre going to ride my a$$... at least Fuck my car

[wint @dril]

Used to be you could get on stage & say stuff like "Tickle me elmo fucks" and people wiould shower you with praise. Standards are now higher

[Alan @cooperfrazier]

Photographic memory? More like Spongebob quotographic memory.

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

I’ll pa rum on the first date but I won’t pum pum until the second.

[Alan @cooperfrazier]

@theesmere What stage did he get to

[Alan @cooperfrazier]

When you hold the cookie out and it folds in half under its own weight 😍

[Alan @cooperfrazier]

@theesmere Hell yeah

[Alan @cooperfrazier]

She can't steal the blanket if I am the blanket.

[Alan @cooperfrazier]

Its nice to be important but its more important to be nice

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Good term for masturbation I just thought of - Jackin' the peen stalk

[Alan @cooperfrazier]

http://t.co/FH6Bc7TsWQ

[Alan @cooperfrazier]

Life is paying for thrills

[GeniusPothead 💹🧲 @GeniusPothead]

When the drug dealer is all sketched out