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[Cooper @cooperstanbery]

@Jolly_Olive His lovable reunion podcast with Rizzo has shown some light into his coaching philosophy and shown and more hard nosed development and accountability focus style of leadership that may be valuable for this Mets team. Would he be a 5+ year coach for them? Probably not but still

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(Mouse in a conference call) hold on I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

you don't get to act as judge judy and executioner

[MAXWELL @Maxochism]

Mind you I haven’t seen a raccoon in weeks.

[jake @wormpuller]

White people be eating cheese right before bed

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

at the doctor’s office booing all the names being called that aren’t mine

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Bro you went too hard in the pillow fight I’m going home

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

protesting is cool

[🍻 @drink2beers]

my girl got a Garfield addiction i just hope she don’t odie 😭😭

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama

[The Millennial Snowflake 🇵🇸 @Teh_Snowflake]

😬😬😬

[trash jones @jzux]

“but the protestors are damaging PROPERTY” ok but consider this. i don’t give a fuck about property

[Cholula 🤍 Oreo @mollysroommate]

I’d like to discuss your performance review. Please meet me in The Tube

[Victoria @arctiquehare]

They should move all surgeries outside when it’s a beautiful day like today

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

>>>>

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s a quarter after one, i’m a little drunk, & i need you now….

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i know joe biden has cancer and that’s what everyone is talking about right now but what about me? i also have something going on. my right knee is kind of wonky

[erika @yeeeerika]

unfollowed someone for saying they hate sandwiches do not fuck w me

[trevy @chillextremist]

Saw pride & prejudice for the first time and now I’m saying shit like I fw you most ardently