Cooper Pell

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

“all gas no breaks” has really different connotations than “all gas no brakes” huh

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

@amyelizabeth_2 wait wtf was it me and david

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

@SchmahlTalk And from an environmental standpoint! This is relieving, see you guys again in 4 years

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Very few remaining sources of hope for Trump in WI.

[Nate Cohn @Nate_Cohn]

Meanwhile, Trump's lead is down to 1.2 points in Michigan with a lot of vote left. May not be particularly close.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Keep the faith, guys. We’re gonna win this.

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

Eating a taco without a plate is like smoking a cigarette without an ashtray

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

The vision in my left eye is going and my right eye is crystal clear and NOW I understand that monocles were not just a rich person fashion statement

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

@d_klmn @jquelean trueeeee

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

Does all music get better the louder you play it or is it just Mr. Brightside?

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

@aaronstangarone Thank you! It seems intuitive.

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

Why don't people just put spiders in their hair to get rid of lice?

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

@LONGdOgsFB @bailyrenee05 Thank you Uncle Joe!

[Dan Gheesling @DanGheesling]

Hope you have a great Friday :)

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

@JacobAButler as a follow up to my last tweet: did you know that Michael J Fox changed his name from Michael A Fox so that people wouldn’t put that comma there?

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

@JacobAButler Jacob, a butler

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

@GabbiBoyd Just saw this. Letting the character count cut you off like this is such a good meme

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

@aaronstangarone @zariyabe Cact 👏 us 👏 chi 👏 li 👏

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

@zariyabe Can’t believe I didn’t follow you before

[Cooper Pell @CoopPell]

@zariyabe GIRL cactus chili is so good. I would go and get some noodles, put the chili on top and get the whole thing for the 2.75! That’s too much to eat, straight up. Did that for 4 years and now if I want cactus chili sorry bud guess you gotta make it but what am I gonna do, find a cact