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[Wini✨ @winiwinzz]

“You’re going to get us killed…or worse, expelled”
Peak literature🙂‍↕️

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...

okaycanyouseeit?

[Ms Trevian Kutti @FreeTrevian]

Y’all know what was gangster AF from Iran?

When IRAN mass texted EVERY ISRAELI and said:

“Your radars are down. You have no protect. Leave Israel NOW”.

WE ARE SIMPLY NOT GIVING IRAN ENOUGH CREDIT.

That shit was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A man works as a train driver in Bulgaria. One day, he falls asleep at the controls and accidentally runs over someone walking on the tracks. He’s arrested, goes to trial, and is sentenced to death.

On death row, the executioner asks him, “What would you like for your last meal?”

“I’d like a banana,” the man says.

The executioner finds it strange but shrugs and brings him a banana. The man eats it, is strapped into the electric chair, and the switch is flipped.

Nothing happens.

In Bulgaria, a failed execution is considered an act of divine intervention, and the man is released.

A few months later, the man is driving trains again for a different company. Unfortunately, old habits die hard. He falls asleep at the controls once more, this time killing two people. He’s arrested, tried, and sentenced to death again.

Back on death row, the same executioner approaches him.

“You again? What do you want for your last meal this time?”

“Two bananas, please.”

Shaking his head, the executioner gives him the bananas. The man eats them, is strapped into the chair, and the switch is flipped.

Nothing happens.

Once again, the man walks free.

Months pass. One day, the executioner is stunned to see the same man back on death row for a third time, this time for running over three people with a train.

The executioner approaches him cautiously. “Let me guess. Three bananas?”

“Actually, yes! How did you know?”

“That’s it,” says the executioner. “This has gone on long enough. No bananas this time.”

The man is strapped into the electric chair with no last meal. The switch is flipped.

Nothing happens.

“I don’t understand!” the executioner shouts. “You didn’t eat any bananas!”

The man sighs and says,
“It’s not the bananas. I’m just a bad conductor.”

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

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[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

@AceTrader i'll be joining @AceTrader

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

@CoinbaseMarkets $FIGHT

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

@JoinFightID Can’t wait.

[Brian @BrianInCrypto]

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[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

Just unlocked my Gas ID via ETHGas 🪪

I'm a Kiddo Jack with 0.0984 ETH spent on gas since Beacon Chain - now fueling my climb to the Gasless Future and earned 25 Beans already.

Reveal yours at https://t.co/5obiXfUN7j

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

Every quest adds strength to the soil!

I'm collecting beans to fuel Gassy Jack's climb out of the gassy world 💨 Invite others to multiply the growth and share in the rewards. Jump in now👇

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[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

Summoning my favourite protocols @jumperapp @Uniswap @aave to join the movement!

ETHGas is introducing the Open Gas Initiative, eliminating gas fees from the end-user experience

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[ETHGAS @ETHGasOfficial]

Introducing the Open Gas Initiative - a way for protocols to subsidize gas for users, zero-code, for a seamless, frictionless onchain experience.

With OG cohort: @eigencloud, @ether_fi, @pendle_fi, @Velvet_Capital.

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[Trojan Trading @TrojanOnSolana]

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[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

@Jeyyderh @AlloraNetwork Always bullish on Allora

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

gM, @AlloraNetwork believers

$ALLO officially launched yesterday and is already live across multiple exchanges, with a Coinbase listing rolling in today. The 24-hour Blitz campaign is entering its final stretch, last call for the yappers and builders who move fast.

Allora isn’t just another AI project, it’s the world’s first self-improving decentralized intelligence network, powered by community reasoning and real incentives.

Big day for decentralized AI.

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

Think of $ALLO as the fuel keeping Allora’s decentralized AI economy alive and evolving.

Most AI projects hit a wall when it comes to funding, they start open and community-driven, then slowly shift toward profit just to survive. Allora changes that. Instead of relying on outside money, it builds an economy where the people who power the network are the ones who earn from it.

Anyone can jump in. Some run predictions, some process data, others manage reputation. The better your work, the more you earn, and because rewards are open and merit-based, the whole system keeps improving on its own.

You can also stake your tokens for passive rewards or take a more active role in keeping the network honest. Either way, you’re part of the feedback loop that makes Allora stronger.

As more users pay to use the network, rewards grow and competition heats up, pushing quality even higher. It’s designed to scale naturally, not inflate artificially.

And since $ALLO’s token model is built for long-term balance, not short-term hype, patience pays. Those who joined early can enjoy higher yields through Allora Prime, while others can steadily earn and grow with the network.

At its core, Allora isn’t just building decentralized AI, it’s building the economy that keeps it alive.

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

@OldCheetah1 @AlloraNetwork Gm Cheetah

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

@michmayowa @AlloraNetwork Gm, bullish of decentralized AI

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

@rapperr111 @AlloraNetwork Another chance to earn $ALLO, count me in.

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

@Ivytreasur gML Ivy

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

Think of $ALLO as the fuel keeping Allora’s decentralized AI economy alive and evolving.

Most AI projects hit a wall when it comes to funding, they start open and community-driven, then slowly shift toward profit just to survive. Allora changes that. Instead of relying on outside money, it builds an economy where the people who power the network are the ones who earn from it.

Anyone can jump in. Some run predictions, some process data, others manage reputation. The better your work, the more you earn, and because rewards are open and merit-based, the whole system keeps improving on its own.

You can also stake your tokens for passive rewards or take a more active role in keeping the network honest. Either way, you’re part of the feedback loop that makes Allora stronger.

As more users pay to use the network, rewards grow and competition heats up, pushing quality even higher. It’s designed to scale naturally, not inflate artificially.

And since $ALLO’s token model is built for long-term balance, not short-term hype, patience pays. Those who joined early can enjoy higher yields through Allora Prime, while others can steadily earn and grow with the network.

At its core, Allora isn’t just building decentralized AI, it’s building the economy that keeps it alive.

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

Gm @AlloraNetwork maxis, today is a milestone. Allora is no longer an idea on the horizon, the mainnet is officially live and the network is stepping into the real arena. A system that learns, improves and creates on chain logic in public view is now running for everyone to see.
To mark the moment, the Allora Blitz Kaito Campaign is open for the next 24 hours. This window will decide who shows up early, contributes with intent and earns a spot among the top contributors. It is a short sprint inside a long movement, but it gives a serious head start.
If you believe in collective intelligence, adaptive networks and a future where builders can ship without limits, today is your day. Let’s get to work.

[Cooper | ETHGas ⛽ @coopthesc]

@Ivytreasur @0xAndros Welcome back