#Hawaii's #MaunaLoa's #eruption just cut the power supply to the world oldest #atmospheric#CO² monitor. In the next couple days, the #KeelingCurve, a tool used to monitor #Earth's CO², level will drastically drop. We finally found a way to rapidly #reduce our CO² emissions!
After finding out that #animals collectively produce billions of tons of #greenhouse gases by breathing, we have decided to concentrate our preservation efforts on #plants capable of eliminating #CO².
#Efficacity 🌳🌱
Pour assurer le bon déroulement de la #COP15, nous avons installé une clôture de poulailler autour du #PalaisDesCongrès pour sensibiliser la population aux enjeux portant sur les espèces en voie de disparitions, tel que la #Merlerault🐓.
#sensibilisation#biodiversité
We have fired our previous community manager. We apologize for any inconveniences this incident might have caused. We assure you that all our efforts are aimed towards protecting biodiversity. #PleaseBelieveUs🥺
Good try, but this is a false solution. As we all know, the sun is the main source of #GlobalWarming. In December, we will analyse the possibility to #abolish daytime globally.
#Sunscreen ☀️🚫🌡️
Carbon emissions during the Anthropocene are occurring 10 times faster than the Permian mass extinction 250 million years ago. What does that mean?...well 90% of all life went extinct during that period so we may want to tread carefully here.
And that's why we are proud to announce our #partnership with @Nestle to help them to use reusable metal straws to pump fresh water environments! Recycle, Reuse, Reduce! ♻️
Our approach to net zero goes beyond stopping deforestation in our supply chain: we aim to have a positive, regenerative impact on landscapes where our ingredients are grown. We’re planting 200 million 🌳 by 2030. Learn more about our env strategy: https://t.co/f5iXrsBhSJ
Earth's natural carbon sinks are critical for slowing down #ClimateChange.🌿🌳🌏
In fact, soil contains more carbon than you might have imagined! 🪱
A @visualcap infographic shows how much carbon is stored in different ecosystems.
We have raised a fence around #PalaisDesCongrès to ensure that all our participants are safe from environmentalists and climate activists. #Security 🐔🦊
To compensate the massive #CO2 emissions from #COP15 participants, all of their private jets will be melted to produce free #reusable metal straws. #CircularEconomy ✈️♻️
We have pledged to use metal straws and reusable cups during our conference. What more can we do to satisfy the radical climate activists?? #CancelGreenpeace
'It is extraordinary that in 30 years of UN climate negotiations, eliminating the primary cause of global heating has never been mentioned in the decisions.'
This needs to change.
#COP27#COP28
Indeed! In December, we will ask them to collaborate and stop resisting against #pipelines, wich will generate money that will be invested in #CarbonCredits.
Resisting pipelines is inherently anti-biodiversity and anti-forests! #investment 🌳