smalltown cop

police officer, volunteer fire fighter & emt. I guess my ADD makes me drive everything w/ lights and sirens. Did you see that?

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

I don't pay for youtube with "minimal" ads, they ask me all the time "would you like to enroll?" I say no, then I notice a substantial increase of 60 second non skippable ads. IMO It's like owning a tire shop & tossing nails in front of non-customer vehicles.

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

@BananaBall_ gets a unknown youtube policy violation and booted from the live stream. I do miss the old youtube before they got all butthurt over nothing.

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

After GenX theres GenW (whineybabypoopoopants) GenV (Victims), will the US survive. I C @sircalebhammer & theres a glimmer o hope the US won't B taken over by commies. Is Caleb part of GenT (TiredoftheBS), we need more like him 2 avoid the movie Idiocracy being a US documentary.

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

@badboymowers anyway a small department can get a UTV or 2 on loan for an event. You need a Smokey to go with the Bandit. Just an idea, may not be a good one, but it's an idea.

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

@jonnydrangus @obdmpod When it cut off, Alex popped into my head saying Computer Broke, we gotta get some of them 10 million dollar computers. Glad I checked X (formally Twitter) to see I wasn't the only one whose computer broke and OBDM responded quick, makes me feel part of the secret squirrel club.

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

@RocksandCowsMN @AlphaNews

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@AlphaNews Remember during a certain time when Walz purchased a morgue for 6 million, not to mention the cash dropped outfitting it, bc bodies were going to be stacked like cordwood in the streets. Anyone ever look into whats going on with MN megamorgue, it still being funded?

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

Just think if all these "concerned citizens" who are able to flock to different locations to "protest". What if they showed up to search for missing and exploited children. Just think what could be accomplished.

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

@alphanews I missed the submission for the new flag. I'm thinking this would win.

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

@elonmusk with the cyber truck being so tough, will conventional rescue equipment aka the jaws of life, be able to perform such rescues?

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

A balloon flew into the US without @NORADCommand nor @FAANews knowing well in advance. Yet, ill get in trouble if I fly a drone too high. Makes sense. Whoever didn't call on the A-10 to make us safe should get re-educated. Someone stopped their oath b4 "All enemies foreign.."

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

@ninaturner Do you have your firearms safety certificate? I only discuss this topic with persons who have a basic understanding of firearms. Hunters must have this & most get it by 11 or 12 years of age. If not, go get it and then feel free to discuss.

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

I am tossing this out to @stevewoz. Does Woz have a grant I can apply 4. My small town emergency services could use a @sherpusa for rescues, cost is near 1/2 of our tax revenues some say it's unrealistic. I say if I get 1, I would help surrounding depts & give rides, gotta try ty

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@facebook A person found themselves in a dangerous situation, when asked why they went down that road, they said "you normally post these things on facebook" nope fb banned me, refuses to allow anyone else to run it. Ty @meta doing a great job keeping folks safe (from facts)

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

@TheRock aka Dwantaclaus, when putting out the Tequila, is there a size & type Dwanta ❤s. I have asked the other guy 4 help 2 fund a Sherp. My small town cannot afford 1 & its whats best 4 lowlevel lake & ice rescues. We'd could name it "The People's Rescue". Where the turnip?

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@blink182 has gotten some heat for the ticket prices, I for one do not blame them, I blame the ticketing folks + all the autobots mostly the decepticons who seize tickets then jack the prices up.

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@officerjailbird Depending on what you ate, it may not be too bad. And no matter how embarrassing things get rest assured someone. someplace will totally do something worse. Oh how there are nights I miss the old days and the anonymous "stop talking so much" crotch rub.

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

@officerjailbird I thought about it, don't know if there is a niche Market for old fat guys complaining about things while looking for a new house to make into a secluded compound, but if there is I'm so gonna do that.

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

@SethMacFarlane @TheOrville Y did u kill her off? Bring her back from another dimension. When the intro/outro music 4 the Orville plays, I'm waiting 4 some1 to "sing Linny, Tuck & Ming Ming too, We're wonder pets and we'll help you" https://t.co/DZtvTGF4uP ur welcome 4 this.

[smalltown cop @cop_fire_emt]

@MSP_Traffic Looks like there is a jeep with too many lights on