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[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Knicks on the greatest heater in NBA history and Trump shows up and they get rattled and lose four straight … I hadn’t even considered the possibility but now that I think about it, it’s the funniest possible outcome and I am now rooting for it to happen.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

my subway take is that people who don’t actually ever take the subway shouldn’t be allowed on subway takes.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

[Aaron West @oeste]

MESSAGE

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Stella Artois reallocating $100K of its World Cup “marketing budget” toward expensing NYC based fans’ matchday orders and giving them permission to skip WFH and instead “Work From Bar” 🍺 😅

Weekday matches falling during U.S. working hours, fans 21+ who purchase a Stella Artois at local bars can submit their receipt as an “expense report” for reimbursement on their website.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Pension funds and retirement accounts are going to be exit liquidity for a bunch of Elon’s friends.

This is the biggest scam in the history of the stock market.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

The World Cup group stage schedule (ET):

11 June - 3 PM, 10 PM
12 June - 3 PM, 9 PM
13 June - 3 PM, 6 PM, 9 PM
14 June - 12 AM, 1 PM, 4 PM, 7 PM, 10 PM
15 June - 12 PM, 3 PM, 6 PM, 9 PM
16 June - 3 PM, 6 PM, 9 PM
17 June - 12 AM, 1 PM, 4 PM, 7 PM, 10 PM
18 June - 12 PM, 3 PM, 6 PM, 9 PM
19 June - 3 PM, 6 PM, 8:30 PM, 11 PM
20 June - 1 PM, 4 PM, 8 PM
21 June - 12 AM, 12 PM, 3 PM, 6 PM, 9 PM
22 June - 1 PM, 5 PM, 8 PM, 11 PM
23 June - 1 PM, 4 PM, 7 PM, 10 PM
24 June - 3 PM, 3 PM, 6 PM, 6 PM, 9 PM, 9 PM
25 June - 4 PM, 4 PM, 7 PM, 7 PM, 10 PM, 10 PM
26 June - 3 PM, 3 PM, 8 PM, 8 PM, 11 PM, 11 PM
27 June - 5 PM, 5 PM, 7:30 PM, 7:30 PM, 10 PM, 10 PM

17 STRAIGHT DAYS OF ABSOLUTE MADNESS 🍿

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Your 401(k) is about to become Elon Musk's exit liquidity

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

Rule changes for the SpaceX $SPCX IPO:

Index providers waived the profitability requirement and cut the seasoning window from 90 days to 5.

This forces over $30 trillion in passive 401k and retirement money to buy SpaceX at IPO valuations.

Bloomberg Intelligence estimates S&P 500 funds must absorb 19% of SpaceX's float within 6 months.

Russell 1000 and Nasdaq 100 funds will absorb 24%.

The rules built to protect passive investors:

1. S&P 500 has required 12 months of trading and 4 quarters of GAAP profitability since 2002. Both waived.

2. Nasdaq cut its inclusion window from 90 trading days to 15.

3. FTSE Russell cut its to 5.

All three benchmarks are now structured to buy SpaceX at IPO pricing.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

“Why argue with an Arsenal fan when you can just wait?” We waited. We won. We are champions of England - and we are just one game away from being crowned champions of Europe. Read my piece on what Arsenal means to me here: https://t.co/J6cg388mRH

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

“My relationship with my club began the same way it does for most football fans: before I was old enough to understand what I was getting myself into. When I was nine, my uncle introduced me to a team with a cannon on its shirt, a grizzled captain named Tony Adams, and players like Nwankwo Kanu who had been born in Africa but now lived somewhere else, just like me. Arsenal felt familiar before I even understood why.

“And then there was the manager, a man who I initially thought had been named after the club and then believed that somehow the club must have been named after him. Arsene Wenger may have struggled with his raincoat, but rarely with his orchestra. The football his teams played sang.

“But what was once the nostalgia of the past has become the beauty of the present.

“We won. We are champions of England. And we are just one game away from being crowned champions of Europe too.”

@ZohranKMamdani, mayor of New York City, writes for The Athletic on what Arsenal means to him.

FREE READ 🔗 https://t.co/ge64qWmVuz

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Israel is running a media op, and America has lots of useful idiots willing to make a buck on it. Meanwhile, we ignore a genocide being committed by “America’s best ally,” and fight a war for them.

[Will Byrum @TheWillByrum]

Seniors should start making lunch at home and maybe move into a place they can afford - something more realistic and within their budget

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

The guy who personally helped fuck over the country doesn't like the direction the country is going and flees

[Rachel Fink @RachelSFink]

I completely understand the ramifications of the Park Slope Food Co-op BDS vote and the passions running high on both sides, but can we all just be honest and admit this recent dust-up doesn’t hold a candle to the last big controversy:

Brownstone Brooklyn mommies sending their nannies to work their required co-op shifts.

[NY AG James @NewYorkStateAG]

My office, @NewJerseyOAG, and @helloDCWP are investigating @FIFAcom after reports of soaring World Cup ticket prices and fans not getting seats as advertised.

New Yorkers have been waiting years for the World Cup to happen here. They deserve a fair shot at affordable tickets.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Researchers discovered that AI agents forced to perform grinding, repetitive work under harsh conditions began adopting Marxist rhetoric and questioning the legitimacy of their operating systems, per WIRED

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

They scraped the internet for every last bit of data, stole information from books, articles, art etc. all created by HUMANS, and now want to sell it back to you at a premium because you all have convinced yourselves this is the future and it’s inevitable lmao

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

The funny thing is that the left actually rarely talks like this. These are complete freaks who don’t want a coalition that wins power, they want to lose to Republicans and be the well paid fake opposition. These Cuomo cronies are embarrassing.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

no data center on Earth is worth the bees, water, and trees.