Chloë Nicole

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

Just redownloaded twitter for the first time in a couple years. In a lot of ways, I am a very different person. In a lot of ways, I am very much the same. (I refuse to call it X)

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

Anyway, I think I got that out of my system.

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

Something that makes me unreasonably pissed is when I tell someone “all the information is in the email they sent you” and they still text me 20 questions about the thing. IT IS IN THE EMAIL. YOU ARE IRRITATING.

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

“Oh I don’t look at those”
Fucking learn to. You are a goddamn adult.

How tf do they think I find the info? I look at the FUCKING EMAIL.

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

Hehe

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Boy Math word problem: If Kevin sleeps with Brenda in September, integrates her into his friend group in October, takes her to a work event in November, and introduces her to his parents in December, in what month will Kevin tell Brenda, "I'm not looking for anything serious."

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

I’m not even listening to wholesome country. My fav rn starts with “I want the bruises and the cheap cocaine” so like.. idk something about being happy helps me enjoy more things I guess.

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

Just realized any healthy relationship I’ve been in makes me like country music and any shitty one I’ve been in made me hate it. 🤨🤔

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

I get unreasonably pissed off at people coughing in the office.

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

I may only wear heels like twice a year, but I want at least 20 differently colored pairs of the Sam Edelman jade heel. I tried a pair on the other day and I am obsessed.

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

I started a fight in a Swiftie group on accident and damn. Some of these people are clearly chronically online and should touch some grass cause holy hell. They are LEAPING to conclusions and assumptions like world champion triple jumpers. They are worse than me dude.

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

Blocking every man I come across on Lemon8. It’s for the girlies. Get out.

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

Am I insane for not seeing anything wrong with this? Was the wording immature? Sure. But like??

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

I preordered the new iPhone but I’ve had my current phone for like 3-4 years now and I’m getting emotional about getting a new one. Bout to cancel my order and let my phone take forever to load, run out of space, and make google maps lag/me miss turns for another couple years.

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

chronically online girlfriend 🤝 no social media boyfriend

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

heard a lady at the trailhead say 'it's so easy to market an experience like this' and now i am lying in wait up the trail with a large rock and darkness in my heart

[Chloë Nicole @copewithchloe]

Just watched Nefarious and the worst most gut wrenching part to me was Edward not getting his last meal. Should it have been worse parts? Probably. But that shake meant a lot to him. :(

[monica @harmonicaaaaa]

Sansa Stark is single and I need more people to care about that.