Jon

Lover of life...

[Jon @coppjon]

@mrjakehumphrey @LukeONien So how do you feel football, slightly deflated or managing the pressure?

[Jon @coppjon]

@bbcweather Sovereign Harbour, Eastbourne

[Jon @coppjon]

Kangaroo cat @ShouldHaveCat

[Jon @coppjon]

@ShouldHaveCat

[Jon @coppjon]

@ShouldHaveCat Happy birthday Stepan from a fellow 16 Yr old

[Jon @coppjon]

All caused by the ((thugs)) 😢

[Jay Bassline @chatternottz]

@chinnychick ((hugs)) 🥺🤍

[Jon @coppjon]

He could definitely skin an apple through a letterbox!

[Unnamed Insider @Unnamedinsider]

Why does Russell Brand always look like a donkey trying to eat a carrot through a fence?

[Hedgehog Cabin @HedgehogCabin]

Unlike most mammals, hedgehogs don't have the Flight or Fight Response to danger. So no matter how frightened they are, they don't bite, and they don't run away.
Their response to danger is to curl up into a protective ball, and wait until the danger passes.
That's why so many get run over by approaching cars.
That's why so many are maimed and killed by approaching strimmers.
That's why so many get burned alive in bonfires.

Poking a stick under the bonfire pile will just make the hedgehog inside curl tighter.
Lighting it from one side will just make the hedgehog curl tighter.
Shining a light under the bonfire will just make the hedgehog curl tighter.
The only way to make a bonfire safe is to build it the same day you light it.

So if it's already built, you need to move it on the day you light it.
If you are starting to build it in advance then you MUST enclose the area with a hedgehog-proof fence, to ensure no hogs enter.

If you can take the trouble to have a bonfire🔥, then please take the trouble to do it safely.
Moving a bonfire🔥 never takes anywhere near as long as you think it will.
Don't let your bonfire🔥 be something you'll regret for the rest of your life.

[Jon @coppjon]

@SussexTW Road open and clear to all traffic - emergency surfacing works complete

[Jon @coppjon]

Road due to re-open within next two hours, will let you know when fully open to all traffic

[Jon @coppjon]

Road due to re-open within next two hours, will let you know when fully open to all traffic

[Sussex Traffic Watch @SussexTW]

Update A22 between the Diplocks and Boship roundabout in Hailsham emergency resurfacing following the earlier vehicle fire road remains closed

[Jon @coppjon]

@thesecretbrief @salihacooks Wowser sounds delicious, and thank you so much for the answer and reference to the book - off on a search now to purchase 👍

[Jon @coppjon]

Really in transit within 30mins? Why can I not amend my order or cancel on your website or get through on your customer service line?

[Jon @coppjon]

@DunelmUK @Tracey_Ann_C

[Jon @coppjon]

Hi Dunelm, not too happy with your customer support, I ordered an online only item and realised that I made a mistake with the measurement. I tried to change the order with your useless online bot within 30mins...but told already in transit 🤣

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Live footage from Downing Street

[Jon @coppjon]

@polecat7788 Hey, how you doing?

[Jon @coppjon]

Hello @polecat7788

[Jon @coppjon]

Dreamies will enable peace for all of Cato