Cora Waller

being guido is a way of life

[Cora Waller @corawallerr]

I’d marry, fuck and kill myself

[Road Runner @hugatree70]

@Harry_Styles To all ..Could you please share this and tag him!!😩😭from a grieving mom giving her angel daughter a lasting gift.

[sarah giffin @sarahgiffy]

me 😔🤟

[Big Bird @BigBird]

I heard my friends on Twitter were asking about my cousins around the world! It’s true, I have a lot of bird cousins in different countries. Here’s a little bit about them:

[Serhiy Tokarev @tokarev_serhiy]

My Valentine’s Day collection 🌹❤️

[Cora Waller @corawallerr]

I wanna smoke a bong, but I don’t wanna ruin my lipstick

[Cora Waller @corawallerr]

When my plants thrive, I thrive 🌱🌞

[Cora Waller @corawallerr]

@marijuanssa At first I was like 🥰, then I was like😳

[Cora Waller @corawallerr]

an unripe banana tastes like the peel

[Cora Waller @corawallerr]

I love science so much, it’s freaking crazy man

[Sierra @sierraaaorosco]

losing your jewelry is a different type of hurt i swear

[Cora Waller @corawallerr]

Today I decided to take a different route home from Starbucks, and I’m so happy I did because I watched a lady chuck a chair off her balcony and tell her bf to “GET OUT”, he then called her a “freeloader”. I was so shocked I blacked out for the rest of the walk home

[Cora Waller @corawallerr]

@megan_clement99 Who tf are you talking to?

[tom @pilau]

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, but teach him how to make pasta and he’ll eat for like a week that’s way too much pasta Greg

[shayTay✨ @igobyshay__]

“If i ACCIDENTALLY go into the wrong patient hospital room and give them the wrong medicine AND kill them I will lose my job, my nursing license and Im going to jail. What is the difference with a police officer making that mistake?🤷🏾‍♀️ Can somebody tell me the difference?”

[Cora Waller @corawallerr]

@itsalawnchair Are you dying tomorrow? Why do I have to eat it in remembrance??

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

If I have 3 things to do in a day just fuckin kill me

[Cora Waller @corawallerr]

@sarahgiffy Called into work, family in town isn’t believable bc of covid

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

All I want is some casual sex with someone who would die for me

[Cora Waller @corawallerr]

I wish calculus was never invented