Corbin

9/1/14 with that Lexie lady. WSU I think.

[b.b @benoobrown]

Why do McDonald’s employees act like the sauces come out of their paycheck???

[Ryan Sesselman @RyanSesselman]

She’s tough. But she’s worth it

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I just drank my kid’s last apple juice & don’t feel a bit of remorse. I hope when he asks for his “juju” tomorrow, he understands it’s not there bc he doesn’t pay a single bill around here & life doesn’t always give you free handouts. He’s 20 months old, time to grow up.

[Kenz York @McKenzie698]

We live in a generation where people disrespect those in authority bc their views are different. How sad. https://t.co/iqD05H04BG

[Haley @haleyklimesh]

Dear FAFSA,
You shouldn't need my parents financial info bc they don't pay my tuition. I do.
Love,
Everyone who pays for their own tuition

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.

[amanda 🌟 @a24manda]

if I had $1 for everytime a baby boomer asked me if I paid to have rips in my shorts id have enough money to fix the economy they destroyed

[Corbin @corbin_murray]

@LexxiiieeeeRM You think I won't

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[P. Hitchens @PetraHitchens]

Adulthood is so fun because there’s so many surprises like

When will I sleep?

Will my card get declined this time?

Is this all worth it?

[Lexie Martindale @LexxiiieeeeRM]

@corbin_murray oops https://t.co/CJ4SUwK41W

[Sav @Savanna_Preston]

college has taught me that it's 100% ok to eat alone in public

[Jordan Smith @Jordan_ICT]

That's the most Wichita headline I've ever seen