Corby Summers

altruist, environmentalist, artist, athlete, legally retarded, virgo ♍︎

[Hyperdimensional Hegelian Chaos Giga Wizard™️ @algxtradingx]

Yep, make people have sex with each other at the grocery store. That’s a good idea. That’s one way to save the birth rate problem. People are very weak and passive now, it’s not that hard to force people to have sex with each other at the grocery store to solve the birth rate problem.

[nzivk.eth @f6zivk]

@jacksonicide if they wanted to scans everyone’s penis, they would have put a camera in your mouth

[jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Maverick Alexander @MaverickDarby]

"𝘈𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳"

A wholesome basketball movie starring JD Vance just in time for March Madness.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STRIKE. 💥🦅

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

The Sopranos is an incredible show about how therapy speak causes people to become worse human beings. Truly ahead of its time

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

All in, my ass.

[Corby Summers @CorbySummers]

Mark Andrews gobbles up nuts, that's all he does

[Corby Summers @CorbySummers]

🎶come with me🎶
🎶im chinese🎶
🎶make the world a teriyaki nation🎶

[Corby Summers @CorbySummers]

start to pop u can't stop
mmm girl u crispy

[Bobby Skinner @BobbySkinner_]

Kayvon Thibodeaux snow angles next to a dead Nick Foles is messed up but really funny

[Corby Summers @CorbySummers]

@KaelHadley ur a bad boy burrow very naughty

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

.@Bengals

[Corby Summers @CorbySummers]

@YahooSports bengals suck me off

[Corby Summers @CorbySummers]

@JamarrSZN @NFL burrow is a dong slapper

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

This is the Softball Uniform for the Special Victims Unit on SVU

[Corby Summers @CorbySummers]

You gotta know when to hold em
Know when to pull em
Know when to suck me off
And know when to bust

[Corby Summers @CorbySummers]

I wonder if they know
How we fuck in Tokyo
It's a secret you can't see it
We have sex the door is closed
FAST AND FURIOUS

[Corby Summers @CorbySummers]

@ChandiWTAE @ravioli_wizard would u like my info