dearreader

the fakest person in this house

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@xwanyex TSA vibes

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@uppityhobbit @jadieemir You’re a badass for real.

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@emmabgo Stealing this lol

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@chiccestlabravo Thank you…what are we doing here

[Mindi @hey_mindi]

Bought a vehicle private sale yesterday.

It was one of those unicorn finds.

A guy around 70 who kept it immaculate and maintained every tiny detail.

Had it listed on Craigslist.

We met him at the bank, got everything squared away quickly, and as we went to part ways, he mentioned he was grabbing an Uber home.

My husband was like no no. Let me just drive you.

When he dropped him off at his house the guy said, “hey that center console is super spacious. You can fit so much in there. Make sure you check it out.”

My husband opened it after he left and there was a gift bag inside.

A hand written note. Chocolates for our kids. And a bottle of champagne for us.

People are so good.

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@Flatt0pH8r He doesn’t have a public defender though

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@tallsnail THANK YOU

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@swainsch Why was I lying awake last night having this same thought

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Wow I even nailed the name

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Summer house would be 10x better if they just filmed them in the city

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

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@crogers_htown @xwanyex Hell yeah

[Daisy @h3ll0again]

hot girl summer
(we are all pregnant / carrying newborns)

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@PhoebeDinsmore_ @TIME Please stop repeating this dumb lie, it’s so boring

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@jonbern My guy just learned about time zones live on air

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@RelhatsT @xwanyex Yes. The insult that we must be brainwashed is the dagger for me. So insulting

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@ashleyeve @Neely711 @FrannyTrip Same

[Franny J 👽 @FrannyTrip]

No! This is the dress that changed a generation! 💗

[Lady Nimby, pitiful bigot @LadyNimby]

Told a grumpy gym employee who never smiles that i liked his shaved head. He said “thanks, I shave it every year to honor my son who died of cancer”

Normally this would throw me off and I would awkwardly apologize for bringing it up, but I thought of the grieving parents on here who have said over and over that they enjoy talking about their kids, so I asked about his son.

He absolutely lit up and told me all about what a wonderful man he grew into, obviously just happy to share his memory. So thanks, everyone, for sharing. It makes a difference irl

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@HippyHygienist @MrsCMFrancis Hell ya

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@mrsdobbins_ Unfortunately, like the Snoo, it’s amazing