Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent

Retro-obsessive JavaScript toucher. Hottest Opinion: Old computers did fewer things and were therefore better. He/him.

[Crooked News @RealCrookedNews]

BREAKING: The Associated Press has called Delaware’s sole congressional seat for Sarah McBride. McBride will be the first openly transgender member of Congress.

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

Adding more computers to the world is definitely good and we should keep doing it

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

“Oh you’re from California you must like to smoke trees”

No they do that on their own, why don’t you puff puff pass me the inhaler

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

@SolarSantan Is "10OffPanels" supposed to work on the Q CELLS 400W panels? Thanks!

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

#WWDC23 my daily search for busted Datsuns on craigslist about to be like

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@MarioBrothBlog I think that’s a displacement map, fren: https://t.co/4IHgN3m94d

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

@elonmusk @langdon @EricFrohnhoefer @pokemoniku You have so much to teach us all about leadership.

See, I thought this might be a “call him a pedophile and send him a submarine he doesn’t want” situation, but I guess that’s why I’m not driving multiple debt-financed tech startups into the ground at Warp 10. 🥰

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

Hey Elon since you’re taking a page from SomethingAwful how about a feature where we can pay $8 to change each others’ profile pictures?

I’ll take my commission check by mail, put me in the screenshot, etc.

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

@chacha1847 @CatsOfYore Please tell him he has a beautiful lil’ tail 🥹

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

@CoreyLay @Coinbase_NFT Well, it’s bittersweet. It was given to me by the original owner - a friend - who was tired of being harassed and doxed by the not-so-nice Coreys of the world. My advice is to set up 2FA on everything and get ready for some _wild_ DMs! 🙃

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

@CoreyLay @Coinbase_NFT Nice one

[Chazzy @chazzydawgg]

Yall ever seen a Tesla fly?

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

@HDRetrovision “That’s what I love about these Trinitrons, man. I keep gettin’ bigger but they stay the saaaame size”

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

Dear iOS developers who break password autofill on your app’s login screen:

Why? 😒

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

Shed a patriotic tear today thinking about how great America is.

Instead of dumb stuff like education and healthcare we spend money on important public services like BWOO PWANE GO FADST UWU #FleetWeekSF

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

Searching for lots of car parts means targeted ads get funnier

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The latest #NintendoSwitch update is now available, including the ability to pair Bluetooth devices for audio output.

For more information, including restrictions on some features while using Bluetooth Audio, please visit the support page: https://t.co/vzAB6lZTDu

[Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent @corey]

The thing that really drew me to rust is that it’s equal parts Very Serious and “shitposting on main”

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@GameStop I would but @PG_kamiya already blocked me like a year ago 😔