Corey Ulrich

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

Sent my kids to get some cards. This is what they came back with. U would think I have boys#fatherofgirls

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

We can buy growth hormones and apply directly to our skin but its wrong to use in cows. Maybe because it has the word homeopathic in it.

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

Somethings never change. Haven’t been to DQ in Osceola in a couple years and its still a shit show.

[Faber @dfaber84]

Lady in Starbucks line: Yeah,
I’ll get that with almond milk...So, what do you do for work?

Me: I’m a dairy farmer...

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

Great place to be today.

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

Only day of the year that I give up my recliner #happymothersday

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

How u know u have a lot on your mind #overdone

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

@mnwild out coached. Why not Staal on face offs 70% plus?

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

Justin Bieber or Timberlake?

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

Bad day for ankles. Kathy in the parking lot and Izzy on the court.

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

@UlrichKathy @graceulrich_ @carson_lesher3 Seemed like yesterday. Grow up fast.

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

They no that defense is bad when they go for it on 4th down on opening drive#gopackgo

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

Sent kids to grocery store.

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

I can’t be the only one mad at dish network about losing cbs. @dish

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

Went to aldis save $ then blew savings at taco bell#cheesygordita

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

Finally back in the stand. Forgot how peaceful the world can be.

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

Figured out how to finally get good Verizon signal.

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

@DaleJr @chaseelliott My moneys on @KevinHarvick

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

At a concert and my wife is shopping on her phone. Cant compete#BillyJoel

[Corey Ulrich @corey_ulrich]

Target field. Waiting for Billy.