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[Corey williams @corey_williams6]

Me: Idk I’m really just having a hard time wi-

Science major: HARD? YOU DONT KNOW HARD UNTIL YOU HAVE TAKEN AS MANY CLASSES AS I HAVE. MY MAJOR IS WAY HARDER THAN YOURS. YOU DO NOTHING. I HAVENT SLEPT IN 5 DAYS.

Me:...with this lid...I can’t get the lid off of this jar...

[stephen @henstepping]

my hand looks so his hand can
like this look like this

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sonja. In her defense, nobody explicitly told her bees aren’t snacks. 13/10 would boop but gently

[Ryan Zrakovi @zrakovir]

If y’all need an insurance quote hit up my man @corey_williams6 his name isn’t jake, but he still wears khakis

[Corey williams @corey_williams6]

@NickNoss27 Jesus I’m sorry.

[Corey williams @corey_williams6]

Looks like the perfect place for Kuzco-topia

[ho ho hope @hopekathryn]

Things Simone Biles is making: History

Things I’m making: Pizza Rolls

[ho ho hope @hopekathryn]

“Put your greatest fears and anxieties into the lantern and let it go” #thebirds

[Corey williams @corey_williams6]

You’re telling me people can talk themselves into putting on a bracelet that shocks them but they can’t talk themselves out of getting fast food...

[LADbible @ladbible]

Amazon is selling a bracelet that shocks you if you eat too much fast food https://t.co/YPvoCDf8h5

[Chris 🐾 @Chris_CPH]

Some are born a peacock, some have to work a little harder to achieve their peacockness. I love this 🦜

[Corey williams @corey_williams6]

@the3rdddpete I can relate

[Dub D 🐝 @Double_D212]

@corey_williams6 @david_sandborn THAT WAS YOU COREY?? I saw that and knew somebody was fucking with people but damn i didn’t know it was you 😂

[Corey williams @corey_williams6]

Guys I pull as a girl, confidence at 10/10

[CNU Baseball @CNU_Baseball]

CAC CHAMPIONS!

[kimberley @urfavcanadian87]

This morning I cracked an egg and it was double yolk and I was like cool, 2nd one I got double and then I’m like woah. 3rd egg I was like ??? 4th I was like WHAT ARE THE ODDS and then I read the box 🤪🤪🤪

[Corey williams @corey_williams6]

Americans love royalty when it’s royal-tea 🐸☕️

[Woody @s_wood12]

Here we go twitter. Might be a stretch but we have 1 week!

100K favorites and @touchemall00 will wear white crocs for an inning of our senior day!
#CaptainForLife #d3
@CNUathletics @d3baseball @D3BaseballPod @NickNoss27 @CNU_Baseball

[Megan @Megan_OHara3]

Mission complete; we got out of lifting for this

[Mother Tucker @buttlovrr_17]

My cousin’s son just watched Finding Nemo for the first time and he is PISSED😂

[ho ho hope @hopekathryn]

Cant say we’re proud of it but here it is anyway https://t.co/OvtNDOBCOu

[Corey williams @corey_williams6]

@WhiteIverson96 Hey