Corey Ehlert

just some dude on the internet.

[Corey Ehlert @coreyehlert]

@McFranchisee @IamR0galD0rn I’ve never understand why you have to pay .39 for them to remove a burger patty but here we are

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Why didn’t @DMcIntyreWWE not just use his sword?

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Sure glad the Vikings made fixing the offensive line a priority in the offseason

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@film_girl I think the Tech Woven is going to feel much nicer in the hand. Silicone to me always feels too sticky and grungy.

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Never in doubt #Skol

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@TheRealCarlG I bet you’re disappointed you can’t gloat on KFAN

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@ZachHalverson That is the correct choice.

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@PaulCharchian I’ve had the 3 burner Weber Spirit for 10 years now. Excellent grill. Works great, even cooking, has held up well.

[Corey Ehlert @coreyehlert]

Someone better go check on Paris Hilton, seems like a bad week for early aughts reality TV stars

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Byron Buxton went off on his bobblehead day yesterday and completed the first cycle in Target Field history!

🚨 REPOST NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A SIGNED BYRON BUXTON BUCK TRUCK BOBBLEHEAD 🚨

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@AmyHockert Strangely the corporate name change isn’t really bothering me but switching it from center to arena is driving me nuts.

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Pretty sure the refs just called a foul on the Michael Jordan Trophy for being too close to SGA

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@PaulCharchian Typical

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@AaronGleeman Same. Not the ideal start to https://t.co/3JTR8ZIeWg.

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There’s a certain irony to not being able to find an AirTag because he let the battery die….

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why yes I did just spell out B-a-n-a-n-a-s from Hollaback Girl in order to add Bananas to our shopping list

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@DiscussingFilm That should fix it

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@AmyHockert were you calling the 1990's?

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Okay, if Tay turns down next years Super Bowl than the next act up seems pretty obvious…..Creed. #SuperBowlTakeUsHigher

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@Timberwolves Are you fucking kidding me?!