Shmedricko

Nonsense etc.

[wint @dril]

i would like to report some heinous and sinister bathroom speech i have seen on this page to my aunty

[will defries @willdefries]

just spitballing here but what if instead of a beer glass that makes you drink slower, there were a longbeck beer bottle with ridges in the neck (almost like a vortex) that shot beer down your throat at record speeds

[Anelien @cupcakelogic]

Concept: a game where you're a one person postal servic in a slowly healing world after a major apocalypse, you connect different small towns together and do little side quests, customize the rv you live in and find love along the way, it is titled Post Apocalyptic

[Shmedricko @CoreyLaurin]

Quick question: how do we feel about calling people "Pilgrim" in the endearing baseball-coach-rustling-a-players-hair kinda way? We talking slur? Reclaimed term? Would be a shame for such a fun word to go underutilized

[K👁🌲🐺🌲 @Kgformvp211]

AI generated Shaq Commercial

THE SHAK SHAKER $HAMILLION

😱 This is nightmare fuel 😱

[Shmedricko @CoreyLaurin]

Seems like everything these days is Natural this and Natural that. Who is behind all this Natural business? BIG NATURALS?

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

[High as fuck, eating popcorn] hmm corn is a grain, I wonder if they could make bread out of corn. Hmmmm. Corn. Bread. I wonder if they could do it. It's never been done before I don't think. Bread from corn. Corn into bread.

[Shmedricko @CoreyLaurin]

mixing parmesan cheese and soy sauce is the forbidden umami holy grail

[owl man @nickmurray622]

just went number 3

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about against 30-50 feral hogs

[Shmedricko @CoreyLaurin]

Clip the treadmills emergency stop clothespin thing directly to the nipple to increase endorphins

[Shmedricko @CoreyLaurin]

Is it just me or did "life hacks" go from originally cute curiosities to complete dog shit for the last 7 years to actually life-changing in the last couple months?

[Shmedricko @CoreyLaurin]

@depthsofwiki @jtsexkik you gunna read these?

[Ed Balls @edballs]

Ed Balls

[Shmedricko @CoreyLaurin]

.@TheCarlWeathers sorry I forgot to tag you

[Shmedricko @CoreyLaurin]

You're watching the news, all gloom and doom as usual, when the weather segment comes on - a cherry jingle. Carl Weathers is standing there with sad rain clouds projected all over him. He accidentally wore a green sports coat. After 5 seconds of the deadest air possible he says:

[Shmedricko @CoreyLaurin]

This is Carl Weathers coming at you with Carls Weathers.