Corey Flynn

All of my tweets have been tested on animals

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@Awmyrealnameis1 @PunishedGramsci yeah, but butter tastes good and olive oil doesn't taste like anything

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@DMdraws @raptros_ the big thing is proving they haven't been in an accident, since they're one-time-use like bicycle helmets

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@pat_fishe @Jessecooksfood almost exactly like the kingdome

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@bestcoastbias and yet..

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@MarinerMenace nobody believed that the Seattle Mariners have played only 21 games on rainy days in the past three years

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@mholt6 Amazon prime day is in a month. they can't claim a discount if they don't jack up the price first.

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@erickstevens82 I'm on parental leave so it'll only take me three months

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@JiffleBall @puppyfawn_ throw out some bread, bitch

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@packyM cut em out, numb nuts

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@PolandM222 @stevemur $3 if you take the light rail

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@seattleiscrazy every summer starts with a sellers' market

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@tanujDE3180 fixing bugs directly in prod without anyone even knowing isn't the sign of a good engineer

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@Evans_Wroten she's buying a waste pipe so she can fix her shower and get ready. go back to buying a grill or whatever you think home depot is for.

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when I was in high school and the security guard found my cigarettes, he just told me to switch to lights

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All these vapes confiscated from a middle school is crazy 😒 Rockford check on yall kids.

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@Softykjr pitching was fine, they needed run support

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@wesbos don't forget about transforming it from 12v to 120v to whatever the MacBook needs

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@WillieStroker_5 @Visionary_Mike I don't think trying to kill Rick in the Walking Dead counts as anticop

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@dang_ole_brain @ziiliem @kaitybella can't please em all

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@tessiconic have you tried lake stevens? you might like it there better.

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@ziiliem @kaitybella I understood you, but what I said was funnier